Oh my GOD I just blew out my brains*!

.... I just shot myself through the thighs, I'm gonna be dead in around thirty seconds..... Dammit. FEMORAL, WHY!?!
 
BECAUSE YOU MAKE US WANT TO.


I SAY THIS AS I FIRMLY POINT AT YOUR AVATAR.
 
... I just shot myself in the lung
 
OH YEAH, WELL I SHOT MY IMAGINARY REPRESENTATION OF YOU

IN MY HEAD
 
I think I just shot my sock drawer.... O_o
 
we've all shot our sock drawers once in our lives.
 
I just shot Dick Cheney...

Quickly, I need to get out of here... He's getting back up... Oh god, he's pissed...

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...

FUCKING PAILIN'S GOT A SNIPER RIFLE!!!
 
ok so...I either just shot the light out or my brains onto the wall....not sure.... I VOTE LIGHT.
 
dOES THE PINKY COUNT?

IF SO, YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH