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Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#1


THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#4
No, just no.
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#5
I'l calling a linch mob! GET YOUR PITCHFORKS BOYS!
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#6
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! GET YOUR EXPLOSIVE BOTTLES OF WRATHER HERE!
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#7
Avatar makes me angry.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#8
0.0

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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
#9
...I'm just laughing my ass off...cause it makes you think when you see this...

(I don't care how many times its been used)

...the males really got blue balls when they get blue balls.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#10
OH MY GOD! SHE'S RIGHT!
 
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#11
Vampire flesh? *twitch* Isn't that like cold and dead? Oh wait...
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#12
This is an untapped market, y'know. Sex toy movie tie ins.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#13
Chaos sure gets angry at the dumbest things....
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#14
And you sir, are tragically predictable when you post on the Insanity boards.

*Lighting is torch and sharpening his pitchfork for the angry mob*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#15
*returns from Google and gets down with the kids again*


We should do Iwaku Fleshlights. :|
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#16
no asmo.......just no.
 
K

Krang

Guest
#17
MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!



Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#18
Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
incorrect sir. twifagpires are not true vampires, they are fairies with fangs.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#19
True WMD.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#20
Twilight Vampires: Faggots.
Real Vampires: Nosferatu and Dracula.