Oh for the love of god...

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
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Warmaster Death

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MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! GET YOUR EXPLOSIVE BOTTLES OF WRATHER HERE!
 

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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!
 
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...I'm just laughing my ass off...cause it makes you think when you see this...

(I don't care how many times its been used)

...the males really got blue balls when they get blue balls.
 

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OH MY GOD! SHE'S RIGHT!
 
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Vampire flesh? *twitch* Isn't that like cold and dead? Oh wait...
 
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Arsenal XA4

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This is an untapped market, y'know. Sex toy movie tie ins.
 

Blind Hemingway

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Chaos sure gets angry at the dumbest things....
 

Delnoir

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And you sir, are tragically predictable when you post on the Insanity boards.

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We should do Iwaku Fleshlights. :|
 
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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!




Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
 
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Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.

incorrect sir. twifagpires are not true vampires, they are fairies with fangs.
 
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Delnoir

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Twilight Vampires: Faggots.
Real Vampires: Nosferatu and Dracula.