Oh for the love of god...

Vay

The Empress
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I'l calling a linch mob! GET YOUR PITCHFORKS BOYS!
 
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Warmaster Death

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MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! GET YOUR EXPLOSIVE BOTTLES OF WRATHER HERE!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
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Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
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No Preferences
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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!
 
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Corvus Corax

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...I'm just laughing my ass off...cause it makes you think when you see this...

(I don't care how many times its been used)

...the males really got blue balls when they get blue balls.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
OH MY GOD! SHE'S RIGHT!
 
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Ochalla

Guest
Vampire flesh? *twitch* Isn't that like cold and dead? Oh wait...
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
This is an untapped market, y'know. Sex toy movie tie ins.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Chaos sure gets angry at the dumbest things....
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
And you sir, are tragically predictable when you post on the Insanity boards.

*Lighting is torch and sharpening his pitchfork for the angry mob*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Speed of Light
*returns from Google and gets down with the kids again*


We should do Iwaku Fleshlights. :|
 
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Krang

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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!



Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
 
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Warmaster Death

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Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
incorrect sir. twifagpires are not true vampires, they are fairies with fangs.
 
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Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
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Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.