Oh for the love of god...

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! GET YOUR EXPLOSIVE BOTTLES OF WRATHER HERE!
 
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MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!
 
...I'm just laughing my ass off...cause it makes you think when you see this...

(I don't care how many times its been used)

...the males really got blue balls when they get blue balls.
 
OH MY GOD! SHE'S RIGHT!
 
Vampire flesh? *twitch* Isn't that like cold and dead? Oh wait...
 
This is an untapped market, y'know. Sex toy movie tie ins.
 
Chaos sure gets angry at the dumbest things....
 
And you sir, are tragically predictable when you post on the Insanity boards.

*Lighting is torch and sharpening his pitchfork for the angry mob*
 
*returns from Google and gets down with the kids again*


We should do Iwaku Fleshlights. :|
 
MY EYES! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY HAD THE TWILIGHT DILDOS! AND THE VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT! NOW THIS?!




Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.
 
Twilight Fleshlights?

That would suck, wouldn't it? She'd be harder than you. Vampires are "supposedly" hard as graphite. Plus it's like sub-zero temperatures.

incorrect sir. twifagpires are not true vampires, they are fairies with fangs.
 
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Twilight Vampires: Faggots.
Real Vampires: Nosferatu and Dracula.