Never Have I Ever

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So what's the name of the cult and what's the initiation?
I linked it above. :P

Church of Gonzi.
Initiation is Praising the Sun. :3
Technically yes by my parents for being a shitty kid but sexually no.

Never have I ever watched someone whip another person with me in the room
That's awful... :(

I have never watched someone be whipped.

Never have I had a broken nose.
 
Ah will click the link then

Not really. They never did it in an abusive manner.

I haven't had a broken nose, just arm and foot. My cousin broke her nose once.

Never have I ever broken a bone, on another persons body.
 
How is it not in an abusive manner?

I have never broken another persons bones.

Never have I gone a day without using the washroom.
 
Like it was a few smacks to the bum not hard enough to bruise. Plus it's what American's do. I won't spank my kids though.

Washroom as in bathroom? As in shower? If so I have gone a day or two without showering because with depression anything can become a hassle or not matter....

Never have I ever shot lazers out of my eye's.
 
Eh... :/
It should be noted I'm strongly against physical discipline on children.

Picking them up/moving them elsewhere sure.
Holding onto them if they're trying to run about when on a time out or refusing to talk about something, sure.
But any form of striking is something I am dead against.

I have never shot lasers out of my eyes.

Never have I slipped on ice or water.
 
I won't discipline them with physical ways.

.... that's how I broke my arm and foot and I slip on ice all the time and or water...

Never have I ever been an angel.
 
I have never been an angel... I am beyond that level of godhood. :3

Never have I summoned a demon.
 
I have thought about it but then realized that would end very very bad. Plus I kinda can't summon myself...

Never have I ever used Ouija board.
 
Never have I used a Ouija board... But I want to.

Never have I pretended to be in pain after touching holy water.
 
..... I have because I was a stupid middle schooler....

Never have I ever tainted holy water.
 
I want to one day.
I also want to dress as a snake in front of a church and hand out apples. :3

I have never tainted holy water... Unless if infant me touching it in a Baptism counts. :P

Never have I played Gameboy in the middle of a sermon.
 
I don't go to church so.. I haven't done that before XD

Never have I ever hit anyone with a lamp.
 
Neither do I, but as a little kid at weddings it still came up. :P

I have never hit someone with a lamp.

Never have I stepped on a piece of glass.
 
I have. Probably multiple times. Whoops XD

Never have I ever walked on hot coals.
 
I have never walked on hot coals.

Never have I swam with the fishes.
 
I have swam with fish before lol

Never have I ever snorted the innocence away from someone.
 
I have never... wait what did you just say?

Never have I been so confused in this game before...
 
I have been confused in this game before.

Never have I ever made this game sane.
 
I have never made this game sane.

Never have I ever turned a fairy lamp into a bus and rode it to space.
 
Dammit I have done that several times.

Never have I ever looked at the full moon and turned into a cat with mirror's for eye's and human's for feet.
 
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