Murder Tale VI: Space Jam [Non-Canon]

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Bomb said:
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"Tell ya team to wake up! What's basketball..."

"WITHOUT FRIENDSHIP?"

@The Great Detective @team 1​
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"Do not forget...."

"GENTLEMANLY CONDUCT!"​
 
Verite said:
"Alright, good to hear that. I just had to go do some stuff, which is why I didn't ask sooner, but anyway, let's get a move on," he said, skipping a beat as he would lead everyone present outside of the room and towards the gym, while also inexplicably pulling out what appeared to be some sort of cream puff out of his pocket somehow and snacking on it while walking.

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Before long, everyone would be led to a bulletin board in the middle of the... establishment or whatever this whole place could be described as. Amongst the random papers that seemed to be completely unrelated to everything, there were two papers that seemed to just be lists of teams that had been decided already.

The groups that would come to this place, led by Steve Harvey and Bill Murray, would arrive at the same time, the two men stopping as soon as they would come into contact with each other, the former of the two giving the other a less than thrilled look.

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"... Hello, Bill."

"How's it goin'," Bill Murray simply waved in response, eating his snack nonchalantly, "... See you got your body back somehow. Congrats on that by the way. Real proud that you finally got around to that."

"I wouldn't have had to do go through the trouble if someone would at least put a warning label on the space laser... Why do we even need a space laser, Bill?!"

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...

Munch munch.

Bill Murray silently continued to eat his snack, initially not responding, before he would finish up and finally respond with a casual shrug and an almost coy "No reason," much to his "friend's" chagrin. After wiping his hands, Bill would take one of the roster lists, while Steve Harvey would let out a sigh and take the other, the two of them beginning to read out the lists.

The process of reading out the lists took up several minutes, but by the time it was done, hopefully everyone would know where they were supposed to go. After the rosters were read out, the lists would be put back onto the bulletin board, before Bill Murray would speak just one more time.

"Uh... Yeah, so... Locker rooms are to both sides to you guys. Left is Team 1, right is Team 2. I'll lead you guys into the gym when you're finished dressin' up. See ya then," Bill gave a wave, before walking off abruptly with Steve Harvey.

As you would presumably make your way into the locker room, it'd probably do some good to think about what team you were on, and who was in the team with you:

Team 1

@Hazel-rah as Vincent Adultman
@DBZ7 as Eda
@york as Tomoyo Sakagami
@Atomyk as Cole MacGrath
@Lizzy as Blue
@ResistingTheEnlightened as Robert Lutece
@Yatagarasu as Jeanne
@Crow as Mirei Hayasaka
@Sen as Emalf
@Bomb as Delphox
@BarrenThin as Darth Shen
@Schnee Corp Lawyer as Tiara
@Hana as Reficul
@The Tactician as Isaiah Mustafa

Team 2

@DapperDogman as Wild Dog
@Krieg as Ty-kun
@Archmage Jeremiah as Fluttershy
@C.T. as Revy
@Hospes as Buttercup
@TheSpringwoodSlasher as Roberta
@OrlandoBloomers as Mogeko
@Gwazi Magnum as Terry Crews
@The Great Detective as Coral
@Kaykay as Eruna Ichinomiya
@Jeremi as Blacker Baron
@The Silver Paladin as Motoko Kusanagi
@Saint Guillotine as Darius
@CCC Kouhai as Ron Swanson​
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Verite said:
@EVERYBODY

// Once again, please refer to the Rules on the specifics for how the matches will work to avoid confusion in the middle of a match. Woo.

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When you would all finish making preparations for the event, whether by mental preparation or by doing warm-up exercises or whatever, you would all make your way to the massive stadium. The only people in the bleachers were Bill Murray and Steve Harvey, sitting there with little notepads, as though they'd be busy examining you from afar as you'd all play.

As you would all walk onto the court, Bill Murray would walk over to the bottom of the seats, clearing his throat and speaking loud enough for all of you to hear from where you were at.

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"Alright, everyone. Hopefully, you all know the basic rules of basketball, right? The most important part is to play smart and play safe. Alright? Now play ball!"

...

"Wait, wrong sport. I think."

Shrug.

"Oh, well. Go go go!"

With that, he would toss the basketball in the middle of the court, ready to be picked up. Right now, it was anyone's ball! But who would be fast enough to get to it first and move to the enemy's goal?

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Meanwhile, Steve Harvey was just sitting there, shaking his head, mumbling under his breath.

"This won't actually end well, will it?"

Team 1

@Hazel-rah as Vincent Adultman
@DBZ7 as Eda
@york as Tomoyo Sakagami
@Atomyk as Cole MacGrath
@Lizzy as Blue
@ResistingTheEnlightened as Robert Lutece
@Yatagarasu as Jeanne
@Crow as Mirei Hayasaka
@Sen as Emalf
@Bomb as Delphox
@BarrenThin as Darth Shen
@Schnee Corp Lawyer as Tiara
@Hana as Reficul
@The Tactician as Isaiah Mustafa

Team 2

@DapperDogman as Wild Dog
@Krieg as Ty-kun
@Archmage Jeremiah as Fluttershy
@C.T. as Revy
@Hospes as Buttercup
@TheSpringwoodSlasher as Roberta
@OrlandoBloomers as Mogeko
@Gwazi Magnum as Terry Crews
@The Great Detective as Coral
@Kaykay as Eruna Ichinomiya
@Jeremi as Blacker Baron
@The Silver Paladin as Motoko Kusanagi
@Saint Guillotine as Darius
@CCC Kouhai as Ron Swanson​
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Tomoyo Sakagami
@Hazel-rah @DBZ7 @Atomyk @Lizzy @ResistingTheEnlightened @Yatagarasu@Crow @Sen @Bomb @BarrenThin @Schnee Corp Lawyer @Hana @The Tactician @Verite @Basically Everyone

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Tomoyo looked determined as she stepped out of the locker rooms, clad in a sports outfit that she produced out of who knows where... What goes on in the locker rooms stays in the locker rooms A look of determination was on her face as she prepared to dive into the action, but, seeing as the playing field was as hactic as it is, she suddenly switched strategies, going on the defensive as she decided to take her stand and defend secion A, not letting her guard drop, even for an instant.​
 
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Rejected. Emalf didn't really mind, she probably had another side to her. Or maybe it was because he was a demon. There were more fish in the sea anyway. He walked back to Section C, ready to intercept any passes from Team 2 since his own team members were already in Section D.

He called out to the man who had managed to steal the ball from Team 2 and pass it onto that white-haired lady.
"HEY, YOU.
MANLY GUY,
NICE STEAL!"

Followed by a flurry of thumbs ups.

@Yatagarasu @The Tactician ​
 
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Hayasaka Mirei is ready to play

She's wearing her baseball outfit because fuck you.

With a great leap, she runs towards Area B...

@Team 1​
 
Crow said:
"I guess all I can say is - good game," Mirei tells Eruna, triggering a light smile on her face. "I kind of wanted to play with you, not against you."
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BarrenThin said:
Shen laughed at her enthusiasm. It reminded him of Vette. Made him homesick. Well, this one was at least likeable. With a smile, he spoke. "I'd love to have your signature, young one."
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"It's alright! Hope you're okay with losing!" Eruna announced proudly before writing up a signature for Shen. "See ya on the court!"

Time to go play some ball or something.​
Verite said:
@EVERYBODY

// Once again, please refer to the Rules on the specifics for how the matches will work to avoid confusion in the middle of a match. Woo.

JDlLdyD.jpg


When you would all finish making preparations for the event, whether by mental preparation or by doing warm-up exercises or whatever, you would all make your way to the massive stadium. The only people in the bleachers were Bill Murray and Steve Harvey, sitting there with little notepads, as though they'd be busy examining you from afar as you'd all play.

As you would all walk onto the court, Bill Murray would walk over to the bottom of the seats, clearing his throat and speaking loud enough for all of you to hear from where you were at.

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"Alright, everyone. Hopefully, you all know the basic rules of basketball, right? The most important part is to play smart and play safe. Alright? Now play ball!"

...

"Wait, wrong sport. I think."

Shrug.

"Oh, well. Go go go!"

With that, he would toss the basketball in the middle of the court, ready to be picked up. Right now, it was anyone's ball! But who would be fast enough to get to it first and move to the enemy's goal?

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Meanwhile, Steve Harvey was just sitting there, shaking his head, mumbling under his breath.

"This won't actually end well, will it?"

Team 1

@Hazel-rah as Vincent Adultman
@DBZ7 as Eda
@york as Tomoyo Sakagami
@Atomyk as Cole MacGrath
@Lizzy as Blue
@ResistingTheEnlightened as Robert Lutece
@Yatagarasu as Jeanne
@Crow as Mirei Hayasaka
@Sen as Emalf
@Bomb as Delphox
@BarrenThin as Darth Shen
@Schnee Corp Lawyer as Tiara
@Hana as Reficul
@The Tactician as Isaiah Mustafa

Team 2

@DapperDogman as Wild Dog
@Krieg as Ty-kun
@Archmage Jeremiah as Fluttershy
@C.T. as Revy
@Hospes as Buttercup
@TheSpringwoodSlasher as Roberta
@OrlandoBloomers as Mogeko
@Gwazi Magnum as Terry Crews
@The Great Detective as Coral
@Kaykay as Eruna Ichinomiya
@Jeremi as Blacker Baron
@The Silver Paladin as Motoko Kusanagi
@Saint Guillotine as Darius
@CCC Kouhai as Ron Swanson​
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Cool, time to play!

...But uh, where was the ball?

"Anyone know where the ball went?"

Oh, it was right in front of her. Cause the other team scored while she was...busy or something.

"Alright, let's go!" she shouted, picking up the ball and moving to Section C.

@Team 2?​
 
Kaykay said:
"It's alright! Hope you're okay with losing!" Eruna announced proudly before writing up a signature for Shen. "See ya on the court!"

Time to go play some ball or something.​

Cool, time to play!

...But uh, where was the ball?

"Anyone know where the ball went?"

Oh, it was right in front of her. Cause the other team scored while she was...busy or something.

"Alright, let's go!" she shouted, picking up the ball and moving to Section C.

@Team 2?​
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Shen lunged in an attempt to steal the ball, taking out his anger and fear on the girl.

@Kaykay​
 
Man, this game was not going so fresh for her team right about now, but Coral was still gonna try.

Walking over to Section B, this Inkling tried to keep herself open for her team.

@Kaykay @Team 2 woot​
 
And then she ran to Section A. Who needed to pass when you could just go fast?​
 
Then she dunked for two points since nobody stole it from her. Neat.​
 
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@Kaykay @Team 1
"Got you now!" Mirei screams as she grabs the ball from Eruna.​
 
Wild Dog watches the girl move like lightning, bolting down the field with the ball

"Damn..."

That was a savage dunk

@Kaykay​
 
Kaykay said:
And then she ran to Section A. Who needed to pass when you could just go fast?​
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Tomoyo Sakagami
@Kaykay @Team 1

Tomoyo suddenly ran forwards, seeing the an member of the opposing team approaching, and chose to intercept the ball before it got any closer!

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Roberta gave a nod of approval.

If more dunks like that happened? Perhaps they'd finish this idiotic affair sooner and for the better.

@Kaykay @speedposting aaah​
 
DBZ7 said:
Having been in a heavy, confused daze ever since goddamn Bill Murray himself popped into the court like Bugs Bunny, Eda looked around herself on the court, viewing the teams' members running, jumping, even trotting around like a rejected cast of a cartoon special.

Seeing Revy lean against the wall, Eda hurriedly went over to join her, shaking.
When the blonde woman got close, she presented her cheek to Two Hands.

"L-listen, Revy, you got one chance and one only! J-just smack me back to reality and maybe I'll come down from this fucking high! C'mon!" The nun practically pleaded, wanting to back on the sweet, gun-filled streets of Roanapur.
@Verite @C.T. ​
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"What the fuck, Eda? Calm down, even if you did snort up more than you could goddamn handle, I sure as hell didn't but we're both in the same damn place." Revy retorted, not even looking at the nun. Which wasn't easy when the bitch was up that close, practically on her knees begging. She looked instead at the court where...well...

And Eda is on the other team.

"Ya know what? Ya got it, Eda." She swiped out with a backhand smack to Eda's face with no force held back.

@DBZ7​
 
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