Mjolnir is my penis.

[char99]

I think you just secretly want to sleep with Thor.

Hey, I'm a newb here - I have no idea who the heck Thor is. Oh, wait... Damnit I can't use that excuse.

...Fine, I'll still pretend pretend I have no clue who he is.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

....This char lies, the real char totally goes for blondes

*Executes Char99 as a spy*

 

[Iliana]

That's absurd.

 

[Six Million Dollar Man]

Dat Pokemanz.

 

[Stacisaur]

>:C
​Don't even TOUCH mah Pokeymanz, IMPOSTER. -pushes Lantern.-

 

[Cosmic Orion]

AN IMPOSTER LANTERN. . . .


. . . cause when you hold it up in a dim room it actually gets DARKER.