Mjolnir is my penis.

Those reins are attached to the cat's throat.

How does he steer?
 
By choking the cat until it does what he wants.

Obviously.
 
THOR RODE GOATS

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GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
 
I'll need photographic evidence to support that claim. There's a picture to prove he rode on cats.
 
He's clearly a monster. ._.

thor-meets-pikachu-20201.jpg
 
Thor is the only guy that when he gets drunk other people get hammered.

/totallymeantincontextofthread
 
In..... Soviet Asgard...? o_O
 
What ? ROHAN KISHIBE?

 
If I made a jojoverse RP, would people play it? Fabulous posing, musical bands, BIZARRE and all?
 
If I made a jojoverse RP, would people play it? Fabulous posing, musical bands, BIZARRE and all?

Fuck yes they would. I'm in it for the posing- *shot*

I'm still reading part two, but I've seen stuff regardlng the later parts. And I love it.
 
Did you wake up in a bag with a cloth next to you?

Cuz that explained.