Mjolnir is my penis.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Hirohashi, Jul 5, 2012.

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    It will never be unseen.
     
  2. So Thor handles it often? <(O w O )>
     
  3. Good God. The Thunder And Lightning that comes from that hammer.
     
  4. Thor: HEY GUYS WHAT DO CHAPS WITH HAMMER SHAPED COCKS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

    Avengers: o_o

    Thor: I HAD EGGS.
     
  5. Iron Man's head in the bottom left panel...

    ....
     
  6. Oh...Oh my God...




    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  7. Well madam it appears to be

    *puts on shades*

    Hammer Time






























































    now shut up and suck my penis.
     
  8. Thor's hammer has caused Tony's neck to become smaller in the last panel?!
     
  9. CANNOT UNSEE
     
  10. Lightening cock! 8D
     
  11. Oh God, the bolts!
     
  12. A cock that makes things lighter?

    Women will love that.
     
  13. No we won't!

    (Unless we need help getting out of a sticky situation.)

    /tastelessabortionjoke
     
  14. Abortion jokes are never tasteless! Everyone knows babies are delicious.
     
  15. Cause every woman deserves an orgasm at 100,000 volts
     
  16. Enlightening cock!
     
  17. okay then...so somebody needs to get Thor to jerk it then, cuz i need me some rain here lolz
     
  18. I was going to make an LSD joke but it's way too blasé for me now.