Million Dollars, But...

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No.

Million dollars, but you lose it in a bet.
 
No. Not sure what the bet is.

Million Dollars but you have to youtube yourself singing in the shower-- Naked.
 
Nope.

Million dollars, but you must stir media controversy every day in a different and unique way.
 
Nope.

A million dollars but you have be in a box with Madagascar hissing cockroaches.
 
Nope.

Million dollars, but you must give in to the demands of an unruly five year old.
 
Kids r dumm

A million dollars, but you must, everytime you pass a beggar on the street, give them half of your current money.
 
Nope.

Million dollars, but a demanding teenager is your new charge.
 
Yes. I already do this. I call him Son.

A million dollars, but you have to Lie to everyone you love-- all the time.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A million dollars but you have to walk around nude all the time.
 
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Nope!

A million dollars but the only thing you'll be able to eat is fish, forever.
 
Nope!

A million dollars but you are in charge with collecting debt from people.
 
Nope.

A million dollars but you must live with your least favorite human being.
 
Probably not. No, definitely not. Nope.

A million dollars but you now have constant symptoms of the flu.
 
No.

Million dollars but you have to get married to a famous person in less than 20 days.
 
No. The famous person might be a jerk behind the scenes.

A million dollars but you must write a script for television show.
 
Sure.

A million dollars but you can only eat one food for the rest of your life.
 
Nope.

A million dollars but now your appetite can never be satisfied, you're hungry all the time.
 
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