Malice Through the Looking Glass: A Bayou Story

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
NO! THEY GET MORE STORIES THAN ME!

And stuff.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Ah, bitch, bitch, bitch that's all you guys do. I suppose next you'll expect me to describe what's chasing you and give you all unique side plots and special items.

*Sulks on her throne of skulls*
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*starts killing boars*
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
TEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

ASMO'S BEING NOISY AGAIN. >:[
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Those boars had mothers.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
OK, did a little time switching. Now back to our disgruntled Slavic crime lord.

AND NO BITCHING ASMO.
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*sniggers at Grumpy*
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
*now realises the part of the post he missed that caused the plot hole*

I am... incredibly unobservant at times...
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
*Uses her bicycle chain to seal the doors*

*Glowers at everyone from the GM Skull Throne*

Proceed.
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
*follows Tegan's OOC posts and takes notes*
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
*looks up from Alice in Wonderland* Oh right, my turn. On it.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
A customer! o_o

*Shoves the garbage and Asmo into the closet and bodily blocks the door*

Yes, can I help you? :D
 
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Apocaric

Guest
I'm thinking I may - once I'm out of ALS and thus have some free time again - whip up a character for you in the form of TJ the slightly cracked lapin.