Malice Through the Looking Glass: A Bayou Story

NO! THEY GET MORE STORIES THAN ME!

And stuff.
 
Ah, bitch, bitch, bitch that's all you guys do. I suppose next you'll expect me to describe what's chasing you and give you all unique side plots and special items.

*Sulks on her throne of skulls*
 
*starts killing boars*
 
Those boars had mothers.
 
OK, did a little time switching. Now back to our disgruntled Slavic crime lord.

AND NO BITCHING ASMO.
 
*sniggers at Grumpy*
 
*now realises the part of the post he missed that caused the plot hole*

I am... incredibly unobservant at times...
 
*Uses her bicycle chain to seal the doors*

*Glowers at everyone from the GM Skull Throne*

Proceed.
 
*follows Tegan's OOC posts and takes notes*
 
*looks up from Alice in Wonderland* Oh right, my turn. On it.
 
A customer! o_o

*Shoves the garbage and Asmo into the closet and bodily blocks the door*

Yes, can I help you? :D
 
I'm thinking I may - once I'm out of ALS and thus have some free time again - whip up a character for you in the form of TJ the slightly cracked lapin.