Make up the Story!

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He landed on the great wall and was not at all unhappy about the fantastic view.
 
He decided that it was a great time to take a vacation so he bough a kimono and tried it on
 
but it was to small and it were about to suffocate him
 
So he ripped it off with his chest.
 
But in the process he broke his ribs
 
The pain didn't hurt him in the least, for his ribs only grew back moments later.
 
While his ribs were healing Jackie Chan appeared in his own kimono
 
Jackie Chan immediately engaged him in an all out kung-fu battle
 
Creature got beaten by Jackie Chan's amazing kung fu
 
The creature started to cry because he didn't like being beaten
 
Furahhh then asked Jackie Chan if there was a good sushi place around here?
 
Jackie Chan nodded but added, "We are Chinese. Not Japanese."
 
eflksjdglkjsf Translation: I do not care give me fish! and the creature smack Jackie on his head
 
Jackie got angry and kicked the creature between its legs
 
The creature fell into the floor crying in agony!
 
Jackie felt sorry for him and got him an ice cream
 
But the creature did not like ice cream, it liked cake
 
So the creature found a gun and shot Jackie
 
Jackie died and the creature began to laugh evily
 
A woman walked by and saw the evil laughing creature
 
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