Magical Vending Machine

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You receive the Moonlight Greatsword +5.

I insert Mad Max.
 
You get a car, although dusty and somewhat bulked.

I insert a large red cap with wings.
 
You receive a disappointed Luigi.

I insert my exhaustion.
 
I got a Creepypasta worthy Pokemon ROM.

I inserted all my homework.
 
You get an F.

I insert a broken tennis racket.
 
You get a chewed up tennis ball.

I insert a UFO
 
The machine starts humming the X-files theme, before a cloud of black smoke comes out of it.

I insert a USB memory stick.
 
You get three gigabytes of a video of nothing but a shirtless dude who looks like Ghandi dancing and saying pseudo-philosophical quotes.

I insert a book on ancient antiquities.
 
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You get a dinglehopper.

I insert a stinky sock.
 
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You get a small container of concentrated sweat.

I insert a pile of scrap metal.
 
You get a Titan. Prepare for Titanfall.

I insert a yandere schoolgirl.
 
You get a traumatized purple-haired girl whose breasts are uncommonly large, and her hairstyle is this weird style of corkscrew curled-pigtails on either side of her head.

I insert butterscotch cinnamon pie.
 
It burps and throws out a pie tin.

I insert the three beforementioned blueberry stained pie tins.
 
You get the Tin Man

I insert a hen with a tie.
 
You get @Gonzo with a human-sized chicken head placed on his neck.

I insert a bottle of spider cider
 
You get a Muffet!

I insert a goat son.
 
You get a homicidal flower.

I insert a goat mom.
 
You get a Mary, who is looking for her missing lamb.

I inserted a coin.
 
The coin makes a clinking sound, and then it falls out of the bottom of the machine. So, you get a coin.

I insert A Euro, and three British pounds.
 
You get a living, miniature British man of three pounds, that can fit snugly in your coat pocket.

I insert senpai
 
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