Looking for Lewd Romance (MxF)

Lurcolm

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Invitation Status
  1. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. One post per day
  2. 1-3 posts per week
  3. One post per week
  4. Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Prestige
  5. Douche
  6. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Male
  2. No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, magical, medieval, scifi, romance and action!

ALL THE -PUNK GENRES
What I want: MxF with someone playing the Female. Figured I'd put that at the top so people looking for something else wouldn't waste their time. Now, if you're still here, please read the thing thoroughly, and don't reply here.

Oh and forewarning: I don't have bullets. I don't have lists. It's a mass of me just saying shit. Bear with it, and the both of us might find a writing partner to last a lifetime.

Hey guys! Lurcolm here. I've got me a fuckton of free time, so I figured I might as well try and use it for something other than videogames.

One of my favourite things to do, is to write lewd! But nowadays I've been shying away from the standard Domb/Sub dynamic. I want a little something else to change things up some.

So, I figured to just do a romance! Now, I'm too much of a nerd to have it in a modern setting without some... additions. Standard romance is well and good, but I want a little bit of flavour with my stuff.

So, for this RP, I want someone who plays a female character in a non modern setting (It can be anything, really. I like all the genres except for modern and historical medieval.) The idea is we build the world together so we're both into the thing. That's the important bit, isnt' it?

The premise is a slice of life romance, but "slice of life" really means "What they normally do". What I mean by this, there won't be a plot greater than the two characters doing a romance. I don't want a plot to complicate the romance, okay? You want a grand fight for good and evil, go elsewhere. I've got enough of those as is.

What I want is just... a romance. Well, a romance with lewds, but the main want for this, is romance. I want two people to get talking, build a relationship and fall in love, with lewd just scattered around the place as the story allows.

NOTE: AS THE STORY ALLOWS, BUT MY GUY IS PROBS GONNA TRY REAL HARD ANYWAYS

So obviously, I'm going to make a guy for this RP. Even so, I've got his personality when it comes to women down to pat.

He's shy, he's perverted, and he's a virgin

I know, it's a shocker right? A male character I'm not going to make into a some sort of badass, mary sue, or "Sexual Jedi" as one guy on the internet put it, but that's who I'm gonna play.

*Facepalms a bit* Sexual Jedi.... That's... so wrong.

ANYWAYS. My guy's probably gonna be a nerd, or the equivalent of that in terms of social skills. His brain will simply not work that well when it comes to courtship. If you don't want that, don't contact me. I'm not gonna change this aspect of him.

He can be a gun toting street ganger, he can be a master mage, he can be proper, crude, standard, posh, arrogant (Though that one's unlikely), but whatever he is, he doesn't know how to court, he's a virgin, and he's a perverted. He will lack sexual skills, will probably be have to be taught a few things, and will do the things he tries from the getgo in a very inexperienced manner. His level of experience would actually depend on the time setting, because that would determine if he has access to porn or not. I'm serious, the invention of porn was both a massive step forward and a massive step back for sexual depravity as a whole.

You still with me?

I actually edited this in, since I realised something. The other part of me wanting this rp, is to have the female character be aggressive, as it would. To chase after the male. Again, not up for debate here. She can be any sort of character, but she has to chase my guy, being prepared to make the first move and stuff like that.

Sue me, I want a difference from the norm.

I wish I could be that idiot that's fine with just any form of writing as long as I can understand it, but a dear friend of mine ruined me as a writer. That sums up to me needing quality writing to remain engaged in an RP. I don't mind length, because you need a certain length to do quality posts.

I need to remain engaged with you. You need to be able to worldbuild, do more than just general vague statements of what they are doing, you need to actually take the time and effort to explore the practicality and logic behind an action. You need to keep track of size difference, limb positioning, and general stuff like that.

And above all else? You need to fucking communicate. You need to tell me if you disagree with something. If I did a derp. You need to expect me to do the same. You need to expect me to pester you for posts, you need to pester me for posts. You need to be patient, and you need to understand that I'm as well.... even if I don't sound like it.

If you actually managed to get through all this text, give me a PM and we can discuss things. Don't mind the comments, they probably didn't read it to this far.

And as always, Have a nice day!
 
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