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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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HE'S CLEARLY MORE MANLY THAN WAR MASTER, RYKER, AND GMK COMBINED!
 
He's trying to win the votes from the MY LITTLE PONY Club.
 
Mudslinging! now just to get the hot chicks in bikini's and remove the guy with the gun, and he'll get my vote....

...not that dutch votes are counted...
 
He's got plenty of qualifications yeah, but...

...he's not Texan.
 
I didn't realize that Alabama had such an illegal immigration problem with it's borders. Freakin' crab people...

Or maybe it was illegal immigrants from Georgia and Missisipi, leaving the poverty and drug wars of their home states to try to find work in the more profitable land of Alabama.
 
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.... Someone needs to marry that guy!
 
Tegan, I voluntell you....marry his old ass then give him a stroke when you go down on him and his bitch ass .22 rifle.
 
;_; so.... Awesome....
 
oh that's right...they're perfect for each other.
 
Oro gave someone a hand job for twenty dollars and a PACK of cigarettes.
 
Oh Lord, I just watched the second one. XD

Horse: SHUT THE FUCK UP SCREAMY!! >:( *head butt* WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED OATS?!
 
See? It's a perfect political ad and the best parody of one in a while.