LET'S VOTE FOR THIS GUY!

AWESOMEUUUUUUUUUUU!
 
His horse is really a transformer, which is like a really lame version of a giant mech or something.
 
How does he expect to run for public office if he doesn't even have a giant mech!?

THAT'S WHAT AMERICAN VALUES ARE FOUNDED ON.
 
Indeed.

Also, we like IRON CLAD BATTLE TACTICS.

WHICH COINCIDENTALLY, INCLUDES THE MECH.
 
JACK SHADE IS JACK SHADE CRAZY.
 
I AGREE WITH THE IRONCLAD BATTLE TACTICS!
 
THIS WILD DOG OF WAR IS ON THE MOVE, TK!

IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, IT'LL BITE YOU IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!
 
WILL I NEED A TETANUS SHOT?
 
YES

THAT WOULD BE AN IRONCLAD BATTLE TACTIC

IF YOU HAD A THOROUGH KNOWLEDGE OF ESCAPING