LET'S VOTE FOR THIS GUY!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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HE'S CLEARLY MORE MANLY THAN WAR MASTER, RYKER, AND GMK COMBINED!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
He's trying to win the votes from the MY LITTLE PONY Club.
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
Mudslinging! now just to get the hot chicks in bikini's and remove the guy with the gun, and he'll get my vote....

...not that dutch votes are counted...
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
He's got plenty of qualifications yeah, but...

...he's not Texan.
 
N

Neko Archy

Guest
I didn't realize that Alabama had such an illegal immigration problem with it's borders. Freakin' crab people...

Or maybe it was illegal immigrants from Georgia and Missisipi, leaving the poverty and drug wars of their home states to try to find work in the more profitable land of Alabama.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
.... Someone needs to marry that guy!
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Tegan, I voluntell you....marry his old ass then give him a stroke when you go down on him and his bitch ass .22 rifle.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
;_; so.... Awesome....
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
oh that's right...they're perfect for each other.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Oro gave someone a hand job for twenty dollars and a PACK of cigarettes.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Oh Lord, I just watched the second one. XD

Horse: SHUT THE FUCK UP SCREAMY!! >:( *head butt* WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED OATS?!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
See? It's a perfect political ad and the best parody of one in a while.