Hey, do you know where I can find the weapon store?
Yeah, okay, but I need to sell some weapons in here, and I've never been in town before...
What. No. Though, actually, I could use some waffles. Lead the way!
"Hey, can one of you people get me some waffles? Or give me directions to the weapon store?"
Also, why are there more twins...
*all are silent*
R-riiight, I'll just go on upstairs...
This isn't final fantasy VI, so no elixers here. A crying shame.
Upstairs though we do find a guy (who also looks exactly like the first one we met in Vance. That's three and counting for you folks at home.)
Hey, mind giving me directions? Or waffles?
...
Okay, first off, you've got problems. Secondly, I didn't even ask you that. Thirdly, I STILL HAVEN'T HAD ANY WAFFLES!
Well, he's useless. Let's barge into random people's houses, it works in every other RPG ever made.
..No. That's not what I asked at all.
..Look, all I want are some directions..or some waffles! Is that so much to ask!
Humans do not work that way! THEY DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GIVE ME YOUR WAFFLES YOU BASTARD
This house isn't even occupied. And no, there are no waffles in it. At all. Nor can I steal the spear on the wall and use it to slay the people who inhabit this den of evil.
Well people in houses are useless. Maybe someone on the street...?
No, nobody in this town can give you directions. Or waffles. ALL I WANT ARE SOME WAFFLES YOU JACKASSES
Maybe in the lighthouse...?
No, listen, I just need some directions and waff-
D:<
Oh! here's a store!
Sell weapons! Yes! Finally I found the place!
Yes, just gotta sell that guild delivery and I can get off this maddening waffle-less frozen rock, back home to Wystern, the tournament, a pink-haired demon hitting on me, and mom's wierdness.
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If the next person I talk to does not either give me waffles or very precise directions to the weapon store I am going to flip the fuck out.