Last One To Post Wins Volume 5

[Moose]

When did I say we should appreciate Moppsi?

 

[Monbon]

Moppsi is love. Why wouldnt you appreciate?

Join us

 

[foodforpigs]

Does she want the moon? I'll lasso the moon and pull it down.

 

[Mojo]

Moopsi is fucking QWEEN, bitch.

I dont mind worshipping moppsi

this is now a Moppsi appreciation thread.

I've been a little bit MIA and come back to this.

YES, I am your goddess.

 

[Moose]

PRAISE MOPPSI!

 

[Stray Shinku]

THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!!!

 

[Moose]

GODDESS! SHINKU, SHEIS A GODDESS! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY AS COMPARING HER TO A LOWLY QUEEN?!

 

[Stray Shinku]

Oh, God, no!!! Please, forgive me, sister! I already feel ashamed! I must double my worships to Moppsi-kami as a punishment!

 

[foodforpigs]

"Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays gently in the background

 

[Stray Shinku]

*carries Pigs*

Ah, yes, the sacrifice is finally here. It's okay, I'll make sure to give you a quick death. :)

 

[Monbon]

A gift for the goddess

 

[Stray Shinku]

...

Why are you like this?

 

[Moose]

To give eternal praise of course

 

[Stray Shinku]

Oh. Well, if you look at it that way, it makes sense.

 

[foodforpigs]

*escapes while Shinku is distracted by the other gift*

 

[Stray Shinku]

Wait, what gI-

Oh... I fucking fell for it, didn't I?

 

[Monbon]

I just know the goddess' tastes. Dont blame me for your lack of foresight. I will become her favorite.

 

[Moose]

now, we must cling to monbon so that we may take credit for any favor they gain

 

[Monbon]

I-impossible

 

[Moose]

I was definitely the one who said the thing that Mon said. Yes.