Last One To Post Wins Volume 5

[Moose]

Wait, who is the false prophet? Pig is a real prophet as declared by the goddess.

 

[foodforpigs]

I wonder why she chose me to be prophet, but I will still do my best to be the best prophet I can be!

 

[Moose]

I'm afraid I might be the false prophet

 

[foodforpigs]

Not if you don't claim to be a prophet.

 

[Moose]

Yes, but you're the only one claiming to be a prophet and Shinku mentioned a false prophet.

 

[foodforpigs]

well in that case he'd be talking against the goddess?

 

[Moose]

Yes! Burn the heretic!

 

[Mojo]

The cat provides me bts memes, am I being blindsed by this false prophet?

 

[Monbon]

Yes

 

[Moose]

We must find this false prophet and slay them

 

[Stray Shinku]

*sweats nervously*

 

[foodforpigs]

*I cri*

 

[Stray Shinku]

Bitch, how dare you throw me something like that without the fucking S A U C E?

 

[Mojo]

Shinku right now