Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Block her. If she comes back under an alt, block the alt.

 

[Iceydaze]

Only now noticed you said messaged.

When it came to the exes who stuck like glue, I just made several new accounts. I dont add personal info to my accounts most times for this reason. If you cant make them disappear, leave them on r or disappear yourself. Ezpz.

Unless she has your actual phone number.

If she does, change your number.

 

[Mojo]

Change your whole identity too while you're at it
Don't forget to move overseas

 

[Iceydaze]

Yes! That actually works.

Come live in hipsterville. I'll give you my cat in exchange for Rio.

 

[Straix]

You could give me your cat for free instead?
Then I get bird and cat
and you get....The displeasure of my company :D

Guess I'll just have to kill her

 

[Mojo]

Killing releases a lot of emotions!

 

[Straix]

Well, I keep most of my emotions bottled up inside :D
So that's probably a good thing

I should kill people more often--
Wait
No
Nvm that's illegal

 

[Mojo]

Is it though?

 

[Straix]

100% sure it is

 

[Mojo]

Oh damn

 

[Straix]

Ye

 

[Mojo]

This is my jam for the night

 

[Straix]

I can't listen to that but ok
fun

 

[Mojo]

what, why can't you listen to it

 

[Straix]

It's 10:30 and I'm in a bathroom

 

[Mojo]

Listen to it after you're done pooping

 

[Straix]

Brushing my teeth
And I left my headphones in the car so I still can't

 

[Mojo]

B... But... 8(

 

[Straix]

Hmm... How 'bout - If you remind me like... tomorrow or something, I'll go back an listen to it, ye?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Just kill her. It's 100% legal if the murdered person deserved that. Stab her, toss her in your car, and the bury her somewhere hidden or throw her corpse down a river. Maybe feed her to some crocs or sharks? The options of body disposal are endless.