Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

Oh dear :c
Would you like a roll of tape? I just woke up and that's one of the only few things I have in my bed next to me right now
You can also have... A mostly drank bottle of water , a bunch of tissue or a cow

You're supposed to give crying people things to make them stop, right?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Why do you have a tape and a fucking cow beside your bed? Don't make me slap you with a pickle and make you cry like Pigs.

 

[Straix]

Don't forget the water, I also have that with me

 

[foodforpigs]

*cries so much it drown the whole world*

 

[Straix]

Well that's not good

 

[Stray Shinku]

What the fuck, Pigs? Not cool. You just killed some cool cows. ;c

 

[Straix]

He's some... Cool cows?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Read again, hoe.

 

[Straix]

Ha, you edited it...
Yes that makes more sense now

 

[Stray Shinku]

Of course I edited. I was sleepy when I typed that. Now, I'm just high with meds! GIVE ME MORE MEDS, BITCH!

 

[Straix]

No ;c
I need my meds for me, get your own you loser


WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND - YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE ONES THAT ARE LABELED HAZARDOUS! :D

 

[Straix]

Oh, really?
I better go buy some apples then
For.. Unrelated reasons, of course. ;D

 

[Stray Shinku]

Oh, really?
I better go buy some apples then
For.. Unrelated reasons, of course. ;D

Do that, and I will fucking spank you, you dumbfuck.

And next time gives us a fact we don't know, smart pants. Yes, that was S A R C A S M.
@fudgecakez

 

[Straix]

Yes please

 

[Straix]

Ha..
I'm kidding
If he touches me I'll slit his throat in his sleep '-'

Was that too mean? I'll be gentle

 

[foodforpigs]

did you know
if you eat enough apple seeds
ypu can die​

I knew. Cyanide.

 

[Straix]

Well that's nice

 

[Straix]

Wh at?

 

[Straix]

<.<

 

[Straix]