Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

plot twist
Birds are the unborn children of eggs​

My brain just blew into a million pieces. This is fucked up yet intruiging.

plot twist rejected
no thank you

REJECTION REJECTED. YES PLEASE.

Clearly it didnt explode into enough pieces...

NOPE. GO AWAY

not if i reject you first​

Do it. I'll steal your kneecaps and make stew or something

Anywho
I've finally been relieved from baby duty so I'm going to sleep, goodnight. enjoy your... eggs. weirdos

 

[Straix]

do it
loser

 

[Stray Shinku]

He said we are weird because we like eggs, but are we going to ignore the fact that Straix has some source of fetish for kneecaps?

This is like the 100th he says he will steal a pair of kneecaps.

 

[foodforpigs]

you don't keep a kneecap collection? they're knee-t

 

[Stray Shinku]

you don't keep a kneecap collection? they're knee-t

Aight, bend over, bitch...

 

[Stray Shinku]

Straix has some source of fetish for kneecaps?

^^^this​

Are you not going to say something about me going to whip Pigs?

 

[Straix]

Shup up, losers. First toes, now kneecaps? :c I'm running out of body parts here

I could be building a weird machine for all you know, that requires miscellaneous body parts
specifically kneecaps and toes

 

[foodforpigs]

but I thought we were saving that for tonight?

 

[Straix]

Hey does anyone want a free child?
it's 6:30 and its standing outside my room crying and won't shut up
please collect asap
this bird needs to nap

 

[Stray Shinku]

Oh, no...

Straix have kidnapped children!?

HELLO, POLICE? I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A CREEP.

 

[Straix]

Ha! if only... At least if she was kidnapped I could jist throw her right back

instead of having to get out of bed because it won't go away.

Also I may or may not have accidentally taught her to say "there's fucking ants everywhere"

please save me :c

I'm not cut out for childcare

 

[Stray Shinku]

LMFAO! I knew you were a bad influence for the children, but goddamn, Straix. Ya fucked up today!

 

[Straix]

Well .. It's not my fault there are fucking ants everywhrre
so technically
it's the ants fault
they made me do it

How many bowls of Cheerios is too many? I feel like going past 3 is crossing some sort of line...?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Huh? What do you mean by saying that there's a line to get lots of Cheerios!?

ONE CANNOT SIMPLE GET ENOUGH CHEERIOS.

Fucking, hoe. Get that in your head and shove that box of Cheerios in your mouth and deepthroat them like a pro with some milk!

 

[Straix]

what the fuck
no thank you
cheerios are disgusting
I'll stick to my bacon sandwich, thank you very much

 

[Straix]

Why limit myself
I could do both

 

[Stray Shinku]

Why limit myself
I could do both

I hit to admit that this got me weak. XD

 

[Straix]

ha

 

[Stray Shinku]

Heh

 

[Straix]

Something smells like beef
which is weird
because I think they're cooking chicken