Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

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*smacks Pigs to the ground*
 
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What now? I just did what he did to your drink, you idiot.
 
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oh
in that case i suppose its okay then


also
mixing all the alcohol on the shelf sounds like a terible and disgusting idea but its
suprisingly nice
it all just kind of tasts like peach because thats stupidly strong for some reason? like seriously wtf
why does it have to have that strong of a taste it doesnt even have that high content
but anyway
it tastes kinda nice
everything else just kinda fades into the backround plus a lil' burn cause of the vodka


I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THE TABLE SOMEONE HELP ME IDK WHAT I DID
 
First of all, you have a serious case of alcoholism.

Second, I can get rid of this table easily.

*angrily flips the table with everything on it*
 
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OK, FIRSTLY
slight*
its not that bad im just dealing with some stuff rn and thats just,, how i cope with junk
so shut uo
dont judge me loser

also
i suppose that works? good job..?i hope there was nothing important on there...
 
*blows with TNT Straix's alcohol stash*
 
what the FUCK
do you know how epxensive tht is :c

i actually dont BUT I CAN WORK IT OUT

then i'll sue you :c
how dare you
ill eat your kneecaps
 
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Leave my fucking kneecaps!

Ugh, that's not important now. Let's taller about your alcohol addiction. This is a intervención, Straix.

Acceptance is the first step. Welcome to rock bottom.
 
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Ew, no
go away
im not addictec, i can stop wheneve i want, thank you very much

its just a momentary phase while i deal with some issues and then ill get over it. fixed! wonderful
glad thats dealt with
now
let's move on

should i order pizza in 2 hours? im conflicted
 
you... vote yes to what? i wasn't aware there was a vote

OH WAIT DID YOU MEAN FOR THE PIZZA? i had a momentry lapse of idiocy and copletely forgot about that
 
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oh.. that's nice ^^'
i was just gonna reply with a thumbs up but i dont know how to do that on my laptop

im not
but i will be, at somepoint c:
hopefully soon
because alcohol is stupidl expensive? i mean why does it cost slo much
its effectively gone off fruit or whatever and other stuff, but still
I mean tere's stuff that costs up to like £40 which is just stupid
come on
do you know how many blocks of cheese i could buy for the same price? the answer is like... several
i could get several blocks of cheese maybe like 4
ok why is cheese so expensive too? its a block of hardened milk
I can't feel my hands
it;s a rather interesting experience
 
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH A PITIFUL, SON OF A BITCH ALCOHOLIC.

ONE, IT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

TWO, FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

THREE, BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? FUCKING LOOK FOR HELP.

OH, NO, HERE IT COME! MY ANGER OUTBURSTS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

* punches, kicks, and flips everything nearby*
 
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maybe you shoud... sit down and est an apple

calm down you weirdo
 
who are you saying wtf to ? i honedtly have no clue
 
oh
why me, what did i do? :c
 
M-Maybe I should...

I-I like apples too, so I guess is okay...
 
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good
sit down, and shove an apple i. that mouth of yours c:

while i go sit iutside and wait for oizza
cause puzza is mucb better tha. apples
 
*walks in*

The Demon Wizard is home. :)
 
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