Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Stray Shinku]

Straix's mood right now.

 

[Straix]

Uhh
I'm not sure that's entirely accurate right now but... Sure..? Maybe 7-8 hours ago if I was the dead chicken in the oven that may have been slightly relatable..?

 

[Stray Shinku]

Wait, what...?

Why there was a dead chicken in your oven?

Damn, do you belong to a weird ass cult that demands chickens as sacrifices? We already talk about this, Straix.

STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.

 

[Straix]

What the F U C K

We were cooking a chicken
I'm hardly gonna put a live one in there, am I? Now THAT would be some culty, sacrificial shit.

I don't need help, you need help. fuck offff

 

[Stray Shinku]

No, you fuck off...

And stop doing cocaine... Because it will ruin your brain.

 

[Straix]

You fuck off

I don't need cocaine for that, I'm perfectly capable of doing that allllll on my own, thank ye very much.

I've probably only got like 2 brain cells bouncing around in there, knocking against each other and fighting over making a coherent thought

 

[Stray Shinku]

PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE! HEY!

IT WILL RUIN YOUR BRAIN! AH!

PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE! HEY!

IT WILL RUIN YOUR BRAIN! AH!

 

[Straix]

sh
no shouting

 

[Stray Shinku]

*inhales deeply*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

 

[Straix]

I fucking hate you >:c
go away
I hope a bunch of wasps get attracted by your horrible scream and fly right down your throat
hmph

 

[Stray Shinku]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH~

 

[Iceydaze]

I've peeked into this a few times. All I've been getting from this random banter is that Straix is Best Bird. He may even be the ruler of this weird thread.

Then there's Shinku...

/Casually stuffs cute bug down Shinku's throat

 

[Straix]

Ha! Suck on that, Shinku.
Ruler of the thread.
I like this stranger already.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Ha! Suck on that, Shinku.
Ruler of the thread.
I like this stranger already.

*GASPED SHOOKED*
HOE DARE YOU CALL THE ICE HIME A STRANGER!?

BITCH, RESPECC THE QUEEN AND DOWN TO YOUR KNEES IN FRONT FRONT OF HER PRESENCE!!!

I've peeked into this a few times. All I've been getting from this random banter is that Straix is Best Bird. He may even be the ruler of this weird thread.

Then there's Shinku...

/Casually stuffs cute bug down Shinku's throat

If I'm not wrong, that's a cute hornet. I heard they are good with BBQ sauce, so I will gladly take this offering, my Queen! ITADAKIMASU!!!

 

[Straix]

... What?

 

[Iceydaze]

Someone's gotten into the catnip again...

 

[Straix]

im just.... hoing to assume your'ew talking about Shinku

 

[Iceydaze]

How many other cats are in here?

 

[Straix]

i SON'Y know there are sevreal now for some reason? uhhh
maybe shinku right now because one in on hiutus?
so i suppose that shoudlv've been obvious, sorry

 

[Iceydaze]

He has his own gang? Sounds like something from The Aristocats.

Don't worry about it.