Last One to Post Wins Volume 15

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*Shini's face becomes frozen in anger*
 
*completely unaffected by the spell, continues to cook dinner*
 
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*steals the dinner*

*laughs in evil cat*
 
*shoots Shinku with a taser gun and takes dinner back*
 
*blows into sparkles after being shot with a taser gun*
 
*Rusty barks and then realizing Shinku is gone, whimpers and rests down on the ground where Shinku was last seen*
 
*Shinku pops back into existence with a bag of treats for Rusty*

Aww! Did you really miss me, Rusty? :)
 
*Rusty boofs in happy*
 
*scoffs with a smirk*

Idiot.

*picks Rusty and yeets him away*

YOU REALLY THOUGHT I LIKED YOU, YOU FOOL!?

I'm a cat overlord, you dumb dog!!!

*laughs in evil villain*
 
*Rusty runs back thinking this is new game of fetch*
 
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*brings food to Pigs and Shini for them to eat*

Oh I missed my family so much ♥️
 
*kisses Femme on the cheek and Soren and Shiru on their foreheads as they're sitting in their baby chairs*
 
Goddamn it, Rusty! This ain't a game! I was mean to you!
 
*throws Rusty a large steak before grabbing Shinku by the collar to sit him at the dinner table*

This is family time, no more playing with Rusty.

*kisses everyone on the cheek before sitting down herself*

Tomorrow I am thinking of getting a new job. I'll work from home, but it's a job I've been hoping to do for a while.

*calls for Lucky*

Lucky you need to hear this as well.
 
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I'm here as well. Tell me more. :) Don't forget to call all the kids as well.
 
*includes all children of the family in the meeting of her news*

Mommy has decided to be a full-time villainess.

*looks at the family with anticipation of her sudden decision*
 
*Shinku is SHOOK, but in a good way*

DOES THAT MEANS YOU WILL FINALLY GIVE ME BACK MY AMAZING, AND HIGHLY DANGEROUS WEAPONS COLLECTION!? :O
 
Don't give him back the weapons. He nearly blew up the house last time.
 
*Shini wants to go with mommy to be a villainess too!*

*The orphan children also look confused, not knowing being a villainess was an option*
*Soren and Shiru are aloof but happy because mommy looks happy*

*The household staff members clap politely*

"But what about," Pigs begins. He looks down at his food, and says nothing. "Thank you for the wonderful meal. I'm stuffed. I should, um, get Soren and Shiru ready for bedtime."
 
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