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so silly stealing sorceror's socks
 
You're right in that one.
 
huh..
 
Less HUH and more socks theft!
 
Ok then.. *starts working*
 
I think.... *socks are flame retardant and become a monster*

Elsewhere..,.

Happy to lead the way, Femme
 
Is it possible to stay in the spirit world for a year? Or is that too much for a non-spirit like myself?
 
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Ima unalive *proceeds to start fading away*
 
*comes home from day job to pay the bills*

*makes breakfast for Solar, Shinku and Shini: pancakes, orange juice, bacon, and eggs*
I'm not very good at cooking supper, but I'm good at cooking breakfast.

*thoughts dwell on Femme as the dinner table is quiet*
 
Damn...

*stares at the socks monster*

Huh... Shouldn't we do something about that? Yo, Pigs, stop being depressive. There's a monster that will destroy our house.
 
*rolls up sleeves*
I'll handle this.
*sock monster weaves tackles Pigs with enough force to knock him on the ground*
*Shini grabs the scissors from the drawer as Pigs slips a hand into one of the socks*

*Pigs wrestles the monster*
"Quickly, get the dryer sheets! Without static to hold it together, they return to being animate socks!"
 
*confused as fuck, Shinku quickly proceeds to find a nearby dryer*

*he walks back to Pigs, and blows the sock monster with the dryer*

Huh, so this is why you shouldn't steal a demon wizard socks? Interesting. I wonder if Lucky knew I would steal his socks one day.
 
*pats Shinku*
brilliant! :)
 
*S H O O K*

I HAVE BEEN PATTED.
 
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Shouldn't we be looking for Femme? Like, please? I can't stand eating your bland cooking. We need her!
 
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