Last One To Post Wins Volume 10

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Since when Shini was so wise and clever? Huh!? Did she spent time with Lucky instead of me!?
 
*turns around to drop Solar back off to the house before leaving again and disappears for a long long time*
 
Oh, I can just teleport the moon here. No lasso needed.
 
Yo, stranger, are there any aliens in the moon? :o
 
hmm, but what if I wanted to threaten the world with it? like changing tides, creating heavy storms or threatening to hurl it down on the planet?

if the moon just moves on its own, then people might just think it's something unexplained.
 
Well seeing as that plot failed ina movie. I imagine it would go poorly.
 
Why doing that much work when you can simply bully everyone by stealing their socks. That's just terrible and a really hardcore villain move.
 
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Both are lame plans. However, Femme felt neglected so if we make her universally loved- well.
 
that's why I wanted a way to lasso the moon for her.
 
*is currently on a soul searching trip to better herself for the family*
 
*is currently on a soul searching trip to better herself for the family*

*Lucky's spirit appeared next to her* You might have better luck in the spirit world.
 
Spirit world? Like I have to be dead?
 
Nah, I can make a portal to it. Jack has my body but none of my powers. *makes myself solid and the portal* Shall we?
 
Sounds like fun.
*allows herself to be escorted into the spirit world by Lucky*
 
What about... If I steal a lot of socks... And gift them to Femme as a gift? :o
 
I think that's a very nicc brilliant idea, Shinku. Can't have too many socks.
*Shini claps and jumps up and down* I'll help :)

so it's a no to nukes and the moon... hmm...
 
Yes, yes, all we need to get are socks. Look, I already started.

*shows everyone a big bag with socks stolen from Lucky*
 
*The socks come to life and start hitting Shinku*
 
*Shini pounces on the socks like they were prey*
 
Of course these socks would freaking magically come to life to attack me.

*gets slapped by a sock*

*slowly looks at the floating sock*

...

*takes a flamethrower and burn the crap out of it*

:) Burn, you disgusting lil' shit... :)
 
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