Last one To Post Loses Volume 1

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Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!
 
Good, that means I can post again in an attempt to lose.
 
but attempting would require effort.
 
Do you think I'm not putting in effort? I'm trying here man!
 
that's the thing.
don't try.
only wish you had a robot to post for you.

sit back with a virgin long island ice tea in each hand.
 
I COULD program something to post for me. But that would be cheating
 
programming would also take effort.

to truly lose means doing so as lazily as possible.
 
Nah not a whole lot I bet. But I don't wanna do actual work at home.
 
sometimes I'm so drained from work I can't even play strategy or puzzle games.
 
I used to be that way, then I got a less stressful job.
 
some days I wish I could be an ice cream man but be paid the same salary as the job I have now.
 
Yeah I get that. I wish I could just make quilts all day and get paid what I used to.
 
what if we open an ice cream parlor and quilt making shop beside each other

???

profit
 
If I had a brain for business lol
 
*biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch*
 
*pushes the button to reset the counter, then goes back to sleep*
 
*gets coffee and cookies to camp out in the thread*
 
*gets cookies and a blanket*

 
Oh boy, patch day, I get to scream at the computer until I get tired.
 
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