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@Beatrix@Razilin I wouldn't mind being the RACKS representative secretary for pimping out @Seiji Snow :D
how did you know i had trouble walking down hallways??o.O
Your head must be enormous.
Omg! Stop trying to make me look like a pervert! I meant the head on his neck.....o.o*cough*doublemeaning*cough*
Yes, I'm a psychic wizard. Now I will give you the winning lottery number: 12345! You must share your millions with me when you win. :Phow did you know i had trouble walking down hallways??
are you psychic?
ARE YOU A WIZZZARD??
But you are a pervert!Omg! Stop trying to make me look like a pervert! I meant the head on his neck.....o.o
Yes, I'm a psychic wizard. Now I will give you the winning lottery number: 12345! You must share your millions with me when you win. :P
I'm not a pervert. I just haven't seen my husband in over a month, big difference!
I know.Hey man, I'm like, right here.
Pokeporn is eternal. It will never die.Damn Pokeporn...I thought for sure that topic had died.
Gosh, when did they start calling it a neck? I just can't keep up with all this modern slang for genitals, ugh.Omg! Stop trying to make me look like a pervert! I meant the head on his neck.....o.o
I'm older than you are, so there's no way I know any slang. :PGosh, when did they start calling it a neck? I just can't keep up with all this modern slang for genitals, ugh.
Nah, see, you have kids, so you pick up bits and pieces of their slang. Obvious explanation, stop trying to pretend you're not a filthy pervert.I'm older than you are, so there's no way I know any slang. :P
Pffft, drop the charade, we all know you're already a kink fiend. The ones who put on the innocent act are always the ones with a huge box full of leather and whips and gags and ropes and paddles and electric nipple clamps. It's a fact of life, and you've been outed by your own denial.But....but....I can't be! Then my husband will expect all sorts of kinky things, and I'll have to accept them!