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GIR immediately scrambled to his feet after the human placed him on the floor. He spent about a minute brushing himself off and glancing between the Earth creature and his master. Zim stiffened uncomfortably when Dib addressed him, absently rubbing his arms and scowling darkly at the floor. Though his demeanor suggested he was attempting to tune the other out, the constant movement and angling of his antennae suggested otherwise. After a while confusion began to bleed into his gloomy expression and his shoulders slowly rose.
He was about to clam up and freeze. It was his go-to last-ditch effort whenever he wanted to avoid a particularly unsavory discussion without resorting to violence. He tried this peaceful tactic with Skoodge so many Earth years ago, when he was questioned about his Defective nature, and it would have worked...
...had it not been for a rather persistent SIR unit.
Just like that time, so long ago, GIR tottered toward his forlorn master with a spring in his step. He tugged insistently on the Tallest's flowing pink skirt and continued to do so until the stubborn Irken finally turned to fix him with the nastiest of glares. It was a glare that would surely have the bravest of creatures quaking in their boots, but it seemed to have no effect whatsoever on GIR. A wide, cheerful smile split across the tiny robot's face.
"You aren't gonna just sit there and say nothing, are you, master?"
Zim grunted irritably in response, but that didn't seem to discourage his mechanical servant.
"You'll feel a bajillion times better if you just spit it out!" GIR gushed, bouncing where he stood.
Another grunt. This time GIR tugged a little harder on Zim's Almighty Tallest regale and stood on his tip-toes, squinting and frowning at the much taller being.
"Whatcha so worried about? Are you scared?"
"Zim fears nothing!" At last, a verbal response! GIR's grin instantly made a comeback and, if it was even possible, increased in size.
"Then spit it out, master!" GIR placed his hands on his little hips. "You should be happy! So do what makes you happy!"
"...I can't." Zim's voice was small and deliberately devoid of emotion, and he avoided eye contact with GIR at all costs.
"Aww. Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because it is forbidden," Zim hissed. "And if anyone else were to find out about these feelings...we would be in serious trouble."
GIR scoffed, crossing his tiny arms over his chest. "You'd get in trouble if they found out about your bad PAK," he pointed out matter-of-factly, in a surprisingly condescending tone. "And all the rules you break and stuff." Zim's eyes narrowed into little slits, but he didn't chastise those critical words. "You don't care about gettin' in trouble," the SIR unit pressed, tilting his head to the right. "So why it's such a big deal now?"
A heavy sigh escaped Zim and he turned slightly, facing away from both the human and the robot. "I don't care about what happens to me," he muttered sourly. "It is the human I am concerned about."
"Aww. Ain't that cute!" GIR glanced over his shoulder at Dib for a moment. "But you can't let that stop you from being happy. You can keep a secret. You've been keepin' secrets for forever, now! Mary can take care of himself, too, you know."
Zim groaned, massaging his forehead with both hands. There was silence for some time, with Zim muttering to himself with his eyes squeezed shut and GIR watching with that same cheerful aura about him. It was several minutes before Zim finally lifted his head from his hands and slowly met the gaze of the Earth creature. He seemed dead serious.
"I do not understand matters of the heart." His voice sounded much steadier now. More confident. "I never have. I observed such behaviors for many years, from the two former Tallest, and still could not understand the appeal. They've been mates for as long as Zim can remember." Affection wasn't a completely foreign concept to Zim. Red and Purple flirted openly with each other for ages...and he certainly saw plenty of the stuff on Earth, as well. The Tallest paused for a moment to collect his thoughts, breaking eye contact. When he met Dib's eyes again his jaw was clenched and his antennae were deathly still.
"Zim may never be able to love," he admitted without hesitation. "Not like a human can, anyway. We are two completely different beings. Even though Zim is very much Defective he is still Irken. But..." He rolled his shoulders this way and that, his eyelids drooping ever so slightly. "If you want to try...Zim is willing to try as well. Because he is feeling things that he has never felt before. Things he cannot identify. And those feelings he is feeling..."
He cleared his throat, staring awkwardly at the floor. "...I want to know more about them."
If GIR's grin grew any more his head would surely explode! And it wouldn't be the first time, either.
"But do keep in mind..." Zim sat up a little straighter, his eyes focusing on the stunning view of space passing by beside him. "Irkens are allowed to take Irken mates. No other species are permitted. So...it would be very, very, very, very bad if anyone else were to find out. It would have to be kept a secret. Or..." He fixed the human with a half-lidded sideways stare. "Zim will be Deactivated. And you will be promptly executed."
He was about to clam up and freeze. It was his go-to last-ditch effort whenever he wanted to avoid a particularly unsavory discussion without resorting to violence. He tried this peaceful tactic with Skoodge so many Earth years ago, when he was questioned about his Defective nature, and it would have worked...
...had it not been for a rather persistent SIR unit.
Just like that time, so long ago, GIR tottered toward his forlorn master with a spring in his step. He tugged insistently on the Tallest's flowing pink skirt and continued to do so until the stubborn Irken finally turned to fix him with the nastiest of glares. It was a glare that would surely have the bravest of creatures quaking in their boots, but it seemed to have no effect whatsoever on GIR. A wide, cheerful smile split across the tiny robot's face.
"You aren't gonna just sit there and say nothing, are you, master?"
Zim grunted irritably in response, but that didn't seem to discourage his mechanical servant.
"You'll feel a bajillion times better if you just spit it out!" GIR gushed, bouncing where he stood.
Another grunt. This time GIR tugged a little harder on Zim's Almighty Tallest regale and stood on his tip-toes, squinting and frowning at the much taller being.
"Whatcha so worried about? Are you scared?"
"Zim fears nothing!" At last, a verbal response! GIR's grin instantly made a comeback and, if it was even possible, increased in size.
"Then spit it out, master!" GIR placed his hands on his little hips. "You should be happy! So do what makes you happy!"
"...I can't." Zim's voice was small and deliberately devoid of emotion, and he avoided eye contact with GIR at all costs.
"Aww. Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because it is forbidden," Zim hissed. "And if anyone else were to find out about these feelings...we would be in serious trouble."
GIR scoffed, crossing his tiny arms over his chest. "You'd get in trouble if they found out about your bad PAK," he pointed out matter-of-factly, in a surprisingly condescending tone. "And all the rules you break and stuff." Zim's eyes narrowed into little slits, but he didn't chastise those critical words. "You don't care about gettin' in trouble," the SIR unit pressed, tilting his head to the right. "So why it's such a big deal now?"
A heavy sigh escaped Zim and he turned slightly, facing away from both the human and the robot. "I don't care about what happens to me," he muttered sourly. "It is the human I am concerned about."
"Aww. Ain't that cute!" GIR glanced over his shoulder at Dib for a moment. "But you can't let that stop you from being happy. You can keep a secret. You've been keepin' secrets for forever, now! Mary can take care of himself, too, you know."
Zim groaned, massaging his forehead with both hands. There was silence for some time, with Zim muttering to himself with his eyes squeezed shut and GIR watching with that same cheerful aura about him. It was several minutes before Zim finally lifted his head from his hands and slowly met the gaze of the Earth creature. He seemed dead serious.
"I do not understand matters of the heart." His voice sounded much steadier now. More confident. "I never have. I observed such behaviors for many years, from the two former Tallest, and still could not understand the appeal. They've been mates for as long as Zim can remember." Affection wasn't a completely foreign concept to Zim. Red and Purple flirted openly with each other for ages...and he certainly saw plenty of the stuff on Earth, as well. The Tallest paused for a moment to collect his thoughts, breaking eye contact. When he met Dib's eyes again his jaw was clenched and his antennae were deathly still.
"Zim may never be able to love," he admitted without hesitation. "Not like a human can, anyway. We are two completely different beings. Even though Zim is very much Defective he is still Irken. But..." He rolled his shoulders this way and that, his eyelids drooping ever so slightly. "If you want to try...Zim is willing to try as well. Because he is feeling things that he has never felt before. Things he cannot identify. And those feelings he is feeling..."
He cleared his throat, staring awkwardly at the floor. "...I want to know more about them."
If GIR's grin grew any more his head would surely explode! And it wouldn't be the first time, either.
"But do keep in mind..." Zim sat up a little straighter, his eyes focusing on the stunning view of space passing by beside him. "Irkens are allowed to take Irken mates. No other species are permitted. So...it would be very, very, very, very bad if anyone else were to find out. It would have to be kept a secret. Or..." He fixed the human with a half-lidded sideways stare. "Zim will be Deactivated. And you will be promptly executed."