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Cyrus suddenly appears and looks around frantically. "You. Interview? Moi? Sure. No. Yes. Yes. Okay."
What's your choice of drink?
Cyrus breathes deeply. "I LIKE ALL SORTS OF LIQUIDS. Blood, tomato juice, beer (especially dwarves brew!), lemonade, margaritas, THE SOULS OF MY FALLEN FOES."
What's your ideal romance? *wriggles brows*
Cyrus cringes. "I don't really have the time. I don't stay in one place for too long either. I've had a few flings I suppose, but otherwise...... I prefer not to get attached."
So, level with me. You ever done anything... naughty?
"What? I travel through space and dimensional rifts with a sword and guns and a huge arsenal of- oh, wait, what?" Cyrus grins. "I'll admit to spending some quality time with a woman I was contracted to kill once. A looooong time ago. More recently, she was the hunter and I was the prey."
Is there anyone you just hate or get annoyed by? You ever 'teach them a lesson?'
"EVERYBODY. MY WEAPONS HAVE TASTED THE BLOOD OF MANY."
What's an achievement of yours? Somethin' awesome or badass you've done.
"I travel between dimensions saving them all from impending doom, does that count?"
Okay, say you won a lottery. I'm talking, like, a butt load of money! What do you do with it?
"I own several lotteries, I really don't need money."
So, you're trapped on a desert island or in a cave or something, and you can only have one person and one object with you. Who and what do you choose? And don't say a cellphone or anything else that'll help you escape or I swear I'll punch you in the freakin' face.
"You can't trap me on an Island, I can go through the folds of space on a whimsy. Your time is up. Leave now."
What's your choice of drink?
Cyrus breathes deeply. "I LIKE ALL SORTS OF LIQUIDS. Blood, tomato juice, beer (especially dwarves brew!), lemonade, margaritas, THE SOULS OF MY FALLEN FOES."
What's your ideal romance? *wriggles brows*
Cyrus cringes. "I don't really have the time. I don't stay in one place for too long either. I've had a few flings I suppose, but otherwise...... I prefer not to get attached."
So, level with me. You ever done anything... naughty?
"What? I travel through space and dimensional rifts with a sword and guns and a huge arsenal of- oh, wait, what?" Cyrus grins. "I'll admit to spending some quality time with a woman I was contracted to kill once. A looooong time ago. More recently, she was the hunter and I was the prey."
Is there anyone you just hate or get annoyed by? You ever 'teach them a lesson?'
"EVERYBODY. MY WEAPONS HAVE TASTED THE BLOOD OF MANY."
What's an achievement of yours? Somethin' awesome or badass you've done.
"I travel between dimensions saving them all from impending doom, does that count?"
Okay, say you won a lottery. I'm talking, like, a butt load of money! What do you do with it?
"I own several lotteries, I really don't need money."
So, you're trapped on a desert island or in a cave or something, and you can only have one person and one object with you. Who and what do you choose? And don't say a cellphone or anything else that'll help you escape or I swear I'll punch you in the freakin' face.
"You can't trap me on an Island, I can go through the folds of space on a whimsy. Your time is up. Leave now."