How Twilight Works

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
You're lucky I don't have to work until tomorrow, otherwise you'd really have to find a way to give me back the hours i'm about to lose.
 
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Radames

Guest
I have to give Twilight credit for being the only piece of vampire fiction that has actually made me give serious thought to stabbing someone in the chest with a piece of wood.



Other than that, yeah, it's regurgitated pigshit.
 

Vay

The Empress
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
Pretty much.
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
So remember kids, Americans clearly love shallow characters that they can insert themselves in and now all you need is some pretty boy to be Superman/He-Man/Jesus and you have yourselves a soap opera best selling novel.
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
@___@
WOW, That is so true ! xD
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
edward is a fairy with fangs.

Konrad Voncarstein and Nosferatu were here, Doucheward is smalltime.
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
Yep. That hits the nail on the head. Hey at least this crap is probably going to be over soon. :P At least that's my hope.
 
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Acquariana

Guest
They're pullin' a Harry Potter and splitting the last book into two movies. I just hope neither of them fall around my friend's birthday like Eclipse did . . . *shudders*. Yeah, Bella as a character annoys me. Bella and Edward annoy me more than Romeo and Juliet ever will. (I'm only bringing Romeo and Juliet up because they annoyed me as characters, too). Lastly, I don't like it when creatures that are supposed to be calculated killers eat animals and have sparkly skin.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
I thought it was because it was shit and women are shit writers/readers.

Actually I take that back, most people don't even read that much anyway.
 
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THE THREE MAIN LESSONS OF TWILIGHT, THE SERIES:

1. Marry as early as possible.

2. Stalking = love.

3. The most important thing about you, girls, is your virginity.

This is why the Twilight phenomenon scares me more than a little.

That, and it's like a four book long abstinance rant. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer, fuck off. Let people decide themselves.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
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Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
10AM - 10PM Daily
Man, I LOVE Twilight. XD

The movie made me laugh SO MUCH.

In all honesty, the basic idea of the plot had so much potential. But the execution was terrible. It's one of those stories where it might have been a really epic, dramatic, and very deep plotline had a crazyass fangirl didn't write it.

Fangirls have this amazing ability to turn a good idea in to something terrifying. D:<
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
This is why the Twilight phenomenon scares me more than a little.

That, and it's like a four book long abstinance rant. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer, fuck off. Let people decide themselves.
It's because Meyer is a conservative religious sort. The only real reason it's popular is because it is a soap opera for tweens and tweens are derps.
 
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Slyen

Guest
So this explains so much.

I have never wanted to read Twilight as much as I do right now knowing that is is about Legos!

Also... for the record:

 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Legos, that fight stuff. And werewolves that aren't really werewolves, you know?