First, get all the pillows you can and take them to the candle aisle. Then proceed to pass candles around in a circle with your friends, sniffing all the candles. This gets security to begin watching you, but they can't exactly ask you to leave for that. Then, go to the any food aisle and talk loudly about how 'these damn munchies, man, they're making me want to eat a small child'. Cue more security. Next, go to the toy aisle, get a team of people on scooters and a team of people on skate boards. Race from one end of Wal-Mart to the other. Be sure to throw as many things at the other team as possible. Double points if you make it in an innocent's cart. By this time, they'll have asked you to put the things away, but haven't directly said to leave. Now, grab all the toy masks, axes, swords, guns, bows, etc. and proceed to have an all out war in Wal-Mart. To make things more interesting, crash into things when you die and have your friends cast a spell using glitter to revive you. By this time, security is fed up and asks you to exit the store. Finally, go outside, grab some carts, and separate into teams of two, one person in the cart and one pushing. Race from one end of the lot to the other. DO NOT HIT ANY CARS!! After about twenty minutes of this, security will have come outside, giving you dirty looks from across the parking lot. As soon as this happens, leave but don't let them see your vehicle or else they'll call the cops and report you. After following these steps, do NOT go into Wal-Mart for at least two weeks. If you were successful, enter Wal-Mart after the appropriate wait time and security will recognize you and watch you closely, but won't report you.
True story *nodnod*