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"Wait, so you want to marry me, but you're having Kayne's baby?" Kit asked with a grin, punching his arm. "See? I knew I couldn't snag a decent guy! Besides, this git is too popular with the ladies. I suppose I can refrain from going into stripping, but I do want to work at either the candy shop, the joke shop, or work with runes in the history department."
"Awwuh, Kit, Blakey wouldn't cheat on you," Kayne laughed. "We'd make two lovely couples, you have to admit... And our children really would be adorable." He glanced at Romy, grinning. "Okay, so here's the plan. We'll get married, and at our wedding we'll get Kit wasted so that Blake can trick her into marrying him. We can go on a honeymoon to the bahamas, and they can go on one to Italy or something, and then we'll all get a mansion together and live the high life when Kit makes it as a Quidditch Star."
"That is... Insane," Kit rolled her eyes, blushing a little. "Blake and I can't have sex."
"Yes you could, it'd just be rough, maybe with handcuffs and-"
"KAYNE!" Kit exclaimed, kicking him under the table as her face went redder. "Just because you want to marry Romy and have pretty little babies doesn't mean you need to talk about the nonexistent sex that Blake and I will never have!"
"Yeah, well, at least I'm getting married, in this little fantasy world of ours," Kayne replied with a smirk.
It was definitely an interesting idea, the four of them getting married and actually staying friends. He was sure they'd stay friends one way or another, of course, but this would make it much easier. Not that they were serious. Or at least, he didn't think they were. Maybe only partially.
"Awwuh, Kit, Blakey wouldn't cheat on you," Kayne laughed. "We'd make two lovely couples, you have to admit... And our children really would be adorable." He glanced at Romy, grinning. "Okay, so here's the plan. We'll get married, and at our wedding we'll get Kit wasted so that Blake can trick her into marrying him. We can go on a honeymoon to the bahamas, and they can go on one to Italy or something, and then we'll all get a mansion together and live the high life when Kit makes it as a Quidditch Star."
"That is... Insane," Kit rolled her eyes, blushing a little. "Blake and I can't have sex."
"Yes you could, it'd just be rough, maybe with handcuffs and-"
"KAYNE!" Kit exclaimed, kicking him under the table as her face went redder. "Just because you want to marry Romy and have pretty little babies doesn't mean you need to talk about the nonexistent sex that Blake and I will never have!"
"Yeah, well, at least I'm getting married, in this little fantasy world of ours," Kayne replied with a smirk.
It was definitely an interesting idea, the four of them getting married and actually staying friends. He was sure they'd stay friends one way or another, of course, but this would make it much easier. Not that they were serious. Or at least, he didn't think they were. Maybe only partially.