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☆Luna☆
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Not quite sure what I'm going to do, but I might end up staying home and giving candy to trick or treaters. In an ideal world, I'll find friends to spend the night with.
Driving two and a half hours to Gainesville to have lunch at Cracker Barrel with my wife's grandparents. The grandfather is a pastor.
Five hours of driving. For lunch. At Cracker-Fucking-Barrel.
Otherwise locking my apartment door and putting up a sign that says "No." Because our semi-hood is full of children of a particular brand that cover their faces with masks, punch people, then scoop up the dropped bowl of candy. All while the parents watch from nearby stairs. Last year a guy knocked out a teen for trying that. Then zip tied his hands to the stair railing with a sign saying 'don't open the door for me I will assault you and steal your candy'.
I'd need an entire EOD suit to survive with a chance of not coming out maimed from the horde.Dress up as a Riot control officer and Wear one of those bulletproof vests with ceramic plates that are meant to deflect rifle rounds, and a face shield.
Or put a note in the bottom of the bowl that says "Ex-Lax chocolates" that they won't see until it's too late.
Don't actually do these. You might get in trouble. Your original plan sounds the best.