- Posting Speed
- Speed of Light
- Writing Levels
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- No Preferences
*emerges from the debris*
@_@
It was Friday 13th... and my appointment number was 911... Maybe the two bad jujus cancelled each other out.
4 HOURS IN A CATTLE SHED WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING, WAITING FOR MY NUMBER TO BE CALLED! AND THEN THE BITCH INTERVIEWING ME WAS LIKE "LOL ARKANSAS SUCKS AND YOUR FIANCE DOESN'T EARN ENOUGH AND THE WAY YOU PROPOSED WASN'T ROMANTIC" AND I WAS LIKE "I WANNA PUNCH YOU, BUT I CAN'T!" AND THEN THEY CHARGED ME £2 FOR RED BULL AND TOOK MY PASSPORT AWAY!
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......AND THE EMBASSY WAS DECORATED WITH FAMOUS PAINTINGS THAT HAD BEEN FEATURED IN THE HOUSE ON THE COSBY SHOW...
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.............THE COSBY SHOW!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!
*falls into a coma*
@_@
It was Friday 13th... and my appointment number was 911... Maybe the two bad jujus cancelled each other out.
4 HOURS IN A CATTLE SHED WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING, WAITING FOR MY NUMBER TO BE CALLED! AND THEN THE BITCH INTERVIEWING ME WAS LIKE "LOL ARKANSAS SUCKS AND YOUR FIANCE DOESN'T EARN ENOUGH AND THE WAY YOU PROPOSED WASN'T ROMANTIC" AND I WAS LIKE "I WANNA PUNCH YOU, BUT I CAN'T!" AND THEN THEY CHARGED ME £2 FOR RED BULL AND TOOK MY PASSPORT AWAY!
....
......AND THE EMBASSY WAS DECORATED WITH FAMOUS PAINTINGS THAT HAD BEEN FEATURED IN THE HOUSE ON THE COSBY SHOW...
.....
......
.............THE COSBY SHOW!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!
*falls into a coma*