I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY BURLY BOYFRIEND EVERYWHERE WHERE YOU WILL BE. EVERY TABLE, EVERY BED, ALL YOUR FOOD.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It will only be worse for you if you use one of those spy lights to check for bodily fluids.
Then... one night, you and Tegan will wake up... AND WE WILL BE THERE.
Fucking merely feet away.