Fortunes Fools: The Tomb of Ishtar

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*Sees that the setting is set in '41, instead of the '30s like the first one*

Shiiiiiiiii-

*goes to edit bio detail*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Right, before I post again...

AMPOULE. IF YOU ARE GERMAN YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ARRESTED AND SENT TO AN INTERNMENT CAMP BY NOW.

EXPLAIN.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
I was wondering when someone else was going to notice the German in London during WWII.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*Pulls trap door lever*

*Trap door opens next to Orion and Asmo.*

D: . . .

RUN AMP!! . . . PREFERABLY IN THE STYLE OF ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Sakura's character looks very Japanese, throw her in the tower, I say!

I have no further statements.
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
-___________-

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR~!
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Tortsy how dare you be racist in the 1940's.


*Still supports Sakura out of being unable to ignore that face in her sig that pleads for LOYALTY*
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
xD Torsy ;D I just have to say it xDD

"Uncle's Oddlings" xDDD
 
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Ampoule

Guest
I'll just change my dude to Swiss or something, dur hur, IF I REALLY HAVE TO. Now he can be even more weak and little brother than ever before!

You don't want me to change my ENTIRE FIRST POST, DO YOU? >:( You can just blame his German usage on having spent time with some relatives or something, I DON'T KNOW.

Goddamnit but now I can't get the weenie German accent out of my head! Damn you, Asmo. Damn you to Hell.


EDIT: Disregard previous stubborness >:( I changed my fucking post.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Posting Speed
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Ampoule is getting too old to stick it to the man. She's becoming mainstream.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
You've changed, Amp! ;_;

THE WOMAN I USED TO HASSLE THAT ONE BITCHFACED MOD WITH IS GONE. *sobs and looks at old photo album*
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Take it as a sign, she's passing the torch to YOU.

And I dunnuwwuturtalkingboutSaku. <_>
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Right, since everyone came in at once, I avoided breaking the space-time continuum by replying to each of you individually.

For anyone who doesn't know, "Gerry" was what we used to call the Germans.


And Gilgamesh was an ancient Sumerian King who rebelled against the gods - you can look him up on Wikipedia.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
For anyone who doesn't know, "Gerry" was what we used to call the Germans.


And Gilgamesh was an ancient Sumerian King who rebelled against the gods - you can look him up on Wikipedia.
*weeps*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
D:< WELL I WANT MY LITTLE BASTARD TO BE GERMAN BUT I THOUGHT FOR THE SAKE OF *EVERYONE ELSE* I SHOULD CHANGE IT SO YOU'LL STOP YOUR BITCHFITS AND GET THE STORY MOVING.

CHRIST.

*RIDES A STALLION THROUGH A CROWD OF CHILDREN*

FOR MY SACRIFICE I EXPECT ASMO TO KEEP HIS HAND OF HIS DICK AND KEEP THIS STORY MOVING. IF IT STARTS TO GET SLUGGISH I'M TAKING THE CATTAILS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

EXCEPT SAKURA. I ACTUALLY LIKE HER.

HATE ALL THE REST OF YOU THOUGH.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Posting Speed
Speed of Light
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP WITH IWAKU WORLD.


MISUNDERSTANDING EVERY REFERENCE, TERM AND DRAMATIC CONVENTION ASMO USES IS NOW THE NEW "READING".