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Melia
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My character talks to me. Or doesn't talk to me. He does frequently talk to himself though. Because he's a little crazy. Sometimes he talks to me.
But generally it's things like this.
"There's a video camera on that stop light. Have I ever told you about 1984 and Big Brother?" To which I tell him to shut up because yes, I've heard it a million times.
or like, I'm shopping, and he really likes bananas. And I can't seem to walk past the banana display without him making desperate grabby hands and demanding that we buy bananas. And... I usually buy the bananas.
Oh god please tell me I am not alone.
But generally it's things like this.
"There's a video camera on that stop light. Have I ever told you about 1984 and Big Brother?" To which I tell him to shut up because yes, I've heard it a million times.
or like, I'm shopping, and he really likes bananas. And I can't seem to walk past the banana display without him making desperate grabby hands and demanding that we buy bananas. And... I usually buy the bananas.
Oh god please tell me I am not alone.