Do you have a deep, dark secret?

[KayLove |-/]

The trick though is that you have to ask.

Are you cannibal?
Have you committed a crime?
Are you an alien?

 

[Diana]

Are you cannibal?

No. >:[

Have you committed a crime?

Yes, on more than one occasion. 8D But it's just pussyass baby crime. >:[

Are you an alien?

No. >:[

 

[KayLove |-/]

No. >:[

Oh.....

Yes, on more than one occasion. 8D But it's just pussyass baby crime. >:[

Shoplifting? Loitering?? Trespassing???

No. >:[

That's too bad....Is anyone here an alien??? Don't lie....

 

[Izurich]

Nope. o__o I'll tell you just about anything if you ask the right questions.

The trick though is that you have to ask. 8D I have lots of things I never mention unless the topic comes up.

Do you like "Vampire Butts"?

 

[Rainjay]

Probably?

But I mean if I had a secret that big and important I'd probably convince myself that it never happened/doesn't exist... That way I can't tell anyone and thus ruin my life.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Hrm... I haven't done anything I feel enough guilt or regret over to never tell anyone, nor anything bad enough to ruin my life. My worst crime ever committed (and also by far most prolific) is pirating things. I pirate things far more often nowadays than I actually pay for them. I just can't be bothered with waiting for things to load on Netflix or sitting through commercials to watch stuff on TV, so I even pirate shows that are on the basic networks whenever I feel like watching one of them.

I also don't have any opinions or thoughts that I wouldn't ever share because of any sort of silly fear about it ruining my life. I tell people all sorts of fucked up thoughts I have, and I'm pretty open with even my most socially unacceptable opinions on various topics, so there's really nothing left in that area to possibly ruin me since I've already let it all out myself at various times.

So nope, no easy life ruining button for me. :D

Replace Pirating with Streaming and this basically describes my own position/situation as well.

Nope. o__o I'll tell you just about anything if you ask the right questions.

The trick though is that you have to ask. 8D I have lots of things I never mention unless the topic comes up.

Are you a furry? But your animal is an Owl?

Do you secretly possess a foot fetish?
A vore fetish?

Are you a Bronie?

 

[Temet Nosce]

It's not much of a secret if you tell someone ^^;

Probably my most embarrassing secret if it ever got out is that I frequent an online roleplaying site.

 

[Artorias]

Like others said. Yes I have one, no I'm not saying it. Not much of a deep, dark secret if it is out for people to read.

 

[King]

I have a couple, which are coming to my grave with me :}

 

[Dusk]

Yes, on more than one occasion. 8D But it's just pussyass baby crime. >:[

Arson? Murder? Jaywalking?

 

[Grif ♥]

I habitually lie about having a deep, dark secret whenever the topic comes up.

 

[Koschei]

Nope, because I'm an extremely boring individual.

I am, however, very good at keeping other people's secrets. Eheh.

 

[Klutzy Ninja Kitty]

 

[Kestrel]

you would never tell anyone

what is it? :D

*walks out of topic*

 

[fatalrendezvous]

Shhhh

 

[Shadon Xarian]

Is anyone here an alien??? Don't lie....

I feel like I'm an alien, you humans are fucking weird and I can't fully comprehend most of ya XD

 

[KayLove |-/]

I feel like I'm an alien, you humans are fucking weird and I can't fully comprehend most of ya XD

I knew it.....

 

[KayLove |-/]

Shhhh

But like, what's your secret...........................?

 

[fatalrendezvous]

But like, what's your secret...........................?

I have virtually no secrets. I will tell you just about everything you wish to know about me if you ask.

 

[Ai]

@fatalrendezvous
"I have virtually no secrets. I will tell you just about everything you wish to know about me if you ask."

I call bullshit.

A lady never reveals her secrets, and thus neither shall I.

Shut up Fatal. You don't count.​