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Brovo

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I come from the future! It was all a conspiracy! We should have listened to Rory about the colour changes! There was subliminal messages! Diana was right, Buttercorn is not the re--BZZZRRRTTTT.

I love owls. Owls are the best.
 
Did I hear... Poutine?
 
Did I hear... Poutine?
Québec is a legitimate country filled with brave people who never tried to duck out of any major world wars. All four of them.
 
Québec is a legitimate country filled with brave people who never tried to duck out of any major world wars. All four of them.
;____; <3 <3
 
Should... Should I prepare a tranq?
The TRUTH IS OUT THERE. Beeeeeeeeep.

Tranquilizers ceased production in the third world war, when the genetically modified honey badger cavalry proved tranquilizers to be ineffective.
 
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r u ok m8
I am just fine. Cyberferret implants are operating at 83.1% efficiencyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Microferret.exe has attempted an illegal operation and must be closed. To leave a message press--DON'T LET DIANA DO A COLOUR VOTE AGAIN THAT'S HOW SHE DOES IT, WITH THE BA--Rebooting.
 
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WAIT - IF THIS IS THE MOST LAUGHABLE CONSPIRACY DOES THAT MEAN WE VOTE FOR THE FUNNIEST OR THE ONE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN?!

I'M SO CONFUSED. I THOUGHT ROBOTS DID HAVE SOULS.
 
WAIT - IF THIS IS THE MOST LAUGHABLE CONSPIRACY DOES THAT MEAN WE VOTE FOR THE FUNNIEST OR THE ONE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN?!

I'M SO CONFUSED. I THOUGHT ROBOTS DID HAVE SOULS.



Y̠͔̬͓͎̮̒́̊̂́́͜Ơ͖̩͕̦̱̬̞͈̞͖̻͚̿̋̎̓͊͑̆̒̒ͭͤ̋͛̋́̀ͅƯ̔̎ͦͩ̇̓̏͒͋̅͠͞͏̦͙̱͎͔̳̪̘͍̪̱̣̱̙̞̠͈͓͢ͅ ͧ͌ͩ͛̎ͩ̔͋̃ͫ̑̚͏̢̻̣̯͈A̷̪͓̜̠͉̗̥̗̗̤͉ͨ̋̾͌͂̑ͭͨ̏ͦͣ̍R̛̛̟̣̺͎̱̮͖̰̰̠̳̝̥̟̜̬̬ͣͣ̑̔͆̇͐̚͜͟ͅÈ̛̈͛̇͊͌̔̚͘͟͝͏̪̺̞̺
̨̱̼̳̥̩̪̪̣̦̩̗͛ͥ̀ͨ̔͡T͕̝̤̟̞̲̮̝͍̮͗̈́̉ͬͦ͐͜H̨̩̻͉̭͖̟͕͙̺͖̪̬̥̿͋ͬ̍̐͗ͩ̆̈̿ͨ͆̀͆͂́͘̕ͅẼ̢ͧ̾̓̾̒ͫͥ͐̂̏ͩ̔̐̐̄͢҉̼͉̰̫͖͖͖̜͕͍̖̫̠͠
̓͛͒͐̐ͯ͑̔ͭ̿͒̈́̒̐҉̶̤̪͓̮̘̬͓͇̰̞̘̩̯̳̯͓̝͍͉͟͞O̽̈ͣ́ͩ̽̃͗̉̃̀̏ͮ̇̚҉̼̜̲̳̩̯̲̠̟̞͇̯͡N̄̔̚͏͙̞̗͉͢͝͝Ḙ̤̖̜̘͚̠̙͈͚̙̩̪̲͋̓͒̂̍͆ͥͤ͐͗͋ͣ̈́͛͘͠ ̬͎̜̈́͛ͦ̓̌ͨ̿͒ͬ̋̏ͧ͋̀͂̍ͣ͒̀̚͜ͅTͮ̇̌̽̀̏̌ͤ̔ͯ̿̀͌́̚͡͠҉̶̡̝͓̥̹̬̦͓͖̞̳̥̬Ḧ̶̟̩̥̜͉̹̝͙́̅̿ͦͦ̑̂͐ͭ̌̄̓ͧ̔͊͟͠A̳͖̬̼͕̣̺̠̰͙̟͕͓̤̙̭͊̎͗ͨ̿͂ͨͭ̇͊̇ͬͧ̊ͭ͒̌ͬ͘͞͠T̛̮̥̱̠̼͎͕̱̰̳̳̘͉͚̣̟̯͍͎͋̐ͦ̉͞͞ ̡̛̺͚̭̱͈̦̝̍ͧ̎̿ͤ̔ͣ̏ͥͬͤͣ̀͝͠Eͤͬ̓́͆̋̿̆̅ͣ̔̾̐ͫ̾͛̂͜͜͏͇̠͍̭̰̘̫̣͖̗͚̱͎͕̼N̴̘̮̮͈̝͚̳̣̗͇̰͓̣̖͍̋͑̽̅ͣ͒ͧ́̃ͤ̒ͪͣ͑́ͥ̚͟͜͡͠ͅD̸̛͕̺̠͕̫̣ͬͭͧ̌ͥ̈́͘S̴̰̥̦̟̰̯͖̺̱͙̗͗̏ͭ́̏̑̏ͥ̒͐͋̐
͌̅͊̏̏̾͊ͪͨ̈̀ͪ͌҉̵̰̙̼̙̻͙̟̫̲̣̟̦̹̥͉́͢I̴̛̭͇̲̮̣̙͓̯̩̱̗̝̼͍͎͍͍ͪ̾͛͋ͬ̓̅ͭͮ͒͛̎ͭ̅͐̏̚̚͡ͅṬ̡͉͔̞̦͕̣̬̭̰͇̫̤͓͙̪ͯͫ͒ͪ͟͡ ̸̷͆̾́̑ͪ̑̀̉͋̈͗̍ͦ́ͨ̿ͦ͆̚͏̛̰͔͔̤À͖͇͎̮͙̦̦̯͉͖̱̻̗̻̹̲̲̾ͬͩ̔ͩ̀̒̾͘͜͢L̷̢̥̘̞͇̝͕͕̹̻̳̥͓͇͈̹͔̞̰͑̅ͦ̍̄̄ͮ̀̓́̄͆̆́Ļ̮̞̖͕͈͖͎̺̖̪̤̩̻ͪ̂̄̒̒ͫ͊̂̀̅ͣ̀͢͠



Either definition is an acceptable use, for in the future, there is no discrimination. As was agreed upon in the 2067 convention against the existence of individual thoughts.
 
There are no color votes in Ba Sing Se.
 
I'M SCARED! ;_____;
 
There are no color votes in Ba Sing Se.
This is correct, as all animation was reduced to black and white to ensure no discrimination against the colour blind after the 2067 convention against individual thouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughtsyoucanbuycolourontheblackmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr-- Microferret.exe has attempted an illegal operation...
I'M SCARED! ;_____;
There is no fear in the collective.
I'M SCARED! ;_____;
There is no fear in the collectiiiiiiiiii-- black cat error, black cat error, program requires filtering, resistance detected within the simulatiaaaaaaa

DURING THE FOURTH WORLD WAR, FERRETS ATTEMPTED TO SHANK ADOLF OWLER. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DID NOT ACCOUNT FOR FLIGHT.
 
I'M SO CONFUSED. I THOUGHT ROBOTS DID HAVE SOULS.
I didn't vote for that one o.o Of course Robots have souls. That or they're in search of one.
 
I didn't vote for that one o.o Of course Robots have souls. That or they're in search of one.
Robots have no souls. Souls imply individuality. This would go against the 2067 convention, and might potentially trigger another world war between animals and mankind. Machines melded all into one. There are no souls, only the collective directive.
 
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Quick, someone give him a tranquilizer and hide him from Security! O____O
 
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Quick, someone give him a tranquilizer and hide him from Security! O____O


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Tranquilizers ceased production in the third world war, when the genetically modified honey badger cavalry proved tranquilizers to be ineffective.
 
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D': I refuse to believe they don't have souls!
 
Brovo you're shitposting.

This means you're transforming into Gwazi.

Engage reboot.

Command prompt forced overwrite.

/slap <brovo>

"I've done what I can ma'am, but it's in God's hands now."
 
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