Demographics 99.3-20: All Hail the Overlord

What's the most laughable conspiracy?

  • Any idea that Diana is anything other than our lord and savior, the Overowl.

    Votes: 9 36.0%

  • X-Files having a satisfying ending.

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Fox not cancelling a good TV Show. (Futurama, Firefly, et cetera.)

    Votes: 9 36.0%

  • The next top-hit show on HBO not requiring a rape or overt threat of violence every third episode.

    Votes: 5 20.0%

  • Hollywood making original IP's again.

    Votes: 6 24.0%

  • #WhiteLivesMatter.

    Votes: 8 32.0%

  • American politics running the most intelligent and well versed candidates the country can find.

    Votes: 12 48.0%

  • Putin losing any of Russia's perfectly legitimate democratic elections.

    Votes: 10 40.0%

  • The Nuclear War of 2063. Those weren't nukes, they were shiny gifts from the metal owls.

    Votes: 4 16.0%

  • Robots having souls.

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • Total voters
    25
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I come from the future! It was all a conspiracy! We should have listened to Rory about the colour changes! There was subliminal messages! Diana was right, Buttercorn is not the re--BZZZRRRTTTT.

I love owls. Owls are the best.
 
Brovo said:
Colours are offensive. They were banned, as it's exclusionary toward colour blind people.
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I guess...? So everyone are as good as colorblind.

Oh wait, I forgot the collective directive. It is now basically colorblind.

Sucks. Can't the amazing things of the future just conjure the technology to cure colorblindness?
 
IntrusivePenDesperateSword said:
I guess...? So everyone are as good as colorblind.

Oh wait, I forgot the collective directive. It is now basically colorblind.

Sucks. Can't the amazing things of the future just conjure the technology to cure colorblindness?
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You imply that being colour blind is inferior. That's not allowable. They're not inferior, they're differently abled.

As such, everyone must be dragged to the lowest common denominator kicking and screaming until the cybernetic implants pacify them made to understand the purity of the collective directive.
 
Brovo said:
You imply that being colour blind is inferior. That's not allowable. They're not inferior, they're differently abled.

As such, everyone must be dragged to the lowest common denominator kicking and screaming until the cybernetic implants pacify them made to understand the purity of the collective directive.
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...This suddenly turned a lot more grim.

But fair enough, colorblindness is not inferior in any kind, it is merely a slight disadvantage.

Wait a minute.
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until the cybernetic implants pacify them
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implants
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plants
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PLANTS WILL PERSEVERE! IF SO THROUGH MERE PARTS OF A SINGLE WORD, THEN SO BE IT! P.L.A.N.T. WILL REIGN! WHEN ALL YOUR WARS WILL BE OVER, WE WILL STILL BE HERE!

Thank you.
 
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