Delilah Morte Academy

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I can see that relationship so much. But I agree, HES DEMISEXUAL.... AND MACIUS IS JUST... MACIUS THE MANWHORE WHO HAS NEVER TRULY HAD A CRUSH ON ANYONE. So it WILL take a long time for both characters XD

Imagine their parents though. Hershey {AS THAT IS IS NICKNAME} is like,"Pls... pls... i jus wanna meet your mommy."
M: NO. Your mom is NOT meeting my mommy Hersh, fuck off >:{
H: But.. Whats wrong with that?
M: OUR SOCIAL PRIVATE LIFE. STOP. GO AWAY.
H: YOU'RE BEING SO DEFENSIVE I WANT TO K--
M: MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE CRIMINALS. I DONT WANT MY MOMMY ESPECIALLY NEAR YOUR MOM. UGHHHHHHHHHH
*Furiously takes phone out and calls chubs* CHUBS. I WANNA CUDDLE. HERSHEY. THIS WAS HIS FAULT. UYGIUEHFIUWHF​

 

[T E R R O R]

Reece: -In class and phone goes off- Uh...
Teacher: *gives look*
Reece: -Walks out to take call- I'm in the middle of fucking class, you two are the
dysfunctional love birds, figure it out!

xD​

 

[Endless Cosmos]

And then they both show up at his house and have to fight over Reece.

H: HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND FIRST YOU ASSHOLE; THEREFORE, I GET TO CUDDLE HIM.
M: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP WORKS, HERSHEY KISSES. OMG.
R: ;-; I just want to play my video games, guys. Stop having a gay fight over me.

 

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When Macius wants to make Hershey mad, he goes,
"Chubs.. is eye candy. You are meatloaf."

OMFG,

Background: so in this episode, he's making out -kissing- with his boyfriend. but his boyfriend slid off the couch and was like,"NO--NO." then jack got so sad and pouty and explained how he's been restraining himself from cheating for a long time to prove himself worthy XD
heres the whole scene if interested. pretty touching if you watch everything maybe XD
PG 15 yo
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I can imagine this happening with Macius and Hershey.
*KISSING INTENSIFIES TO YOU KNOW*
H: No--nope.*walks away*
M:*SIGHHHH* GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HERSHEY. U ALWAYS FUCKIGN RUIN MY MOOD. OM--I NEED COFFEE. *Sits there like a puppy burying face in arms* *gestures up* I've been a good boy for so long--Please. NOW I just wanna do something bad... Why do you do this to me. I HAVE URGES MAN. URGES. DONT YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME.

but omfg.. its so cute. Macius gets offended when called a slut.
H: SEE YOU CANT EVEN REMEMBER HOW MANY YOU SLEPT WITH. Y...You're a slut..!
M: Hey... *looks away awkward and sed*​

 

[T E R R O R]

That's so sad, he was positive... :c (The other guy, not your FC)

 

[T E R R O R]

I think I found someone I can see being an asshole

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[N/A]

I think I found someone I can see being an asshole

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I can't see him being an asshole. more like diva XD
but omg he looks like the type to cling onto Macius and if macius interacts with someone, he cockblocks him and shit. and Macius is super annoyed by him trying to be like him or something--like THE OTHER ASSHOLE.
THEN WHEN MACIUS FINDS HIM WITH CHUBS AND HERSHEY--MM. IT IS WAR. HE WILL FIGHT.

HE WILL BE THE MOST RATCHET BITCH OUT THERE​

 

[T E R R O R]

I just realized I didn't know any good FC that would pull off people an A hole​

 

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I mean Macius is an asshole? o_o​

 

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Macius to chubs or hershey except,"You should've told me you lived in the white people prissy suburbs area." *whisper*
"Why are you whispering?"
"Cause they might have suspicions."​

 

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@Lucifers Sairen at least Luca and Nick aren't like the at all haha

 

[Endless Cosmos]

Lol, jealous Macius. And Hersh is all, "You literally have sex with other guys all the time and I don't say shit."

M:Well, that's didferent
H: How is that different? *squinty eyes*
M: You know.
H: Enlighten me.
M: I mean... Well, I *gibberish*
H: Wha-Uh, What?
M: *exasperated sigh* Because I *gibberish* you.
H: Me what? Holy shit, Mace.
M: I *gibberish* you, Hershey.
R: SPONGEBOB!
H; WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

That moment when Macius is unable to express his feelings. LOL.

 

[T E R R O R]

Reece: *sits there in the middle of it all*
Reece: So what am I to you guys?​

 

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"yeah.. haha.. spongebob totally that..."*rolls eyes and internally curses the fuck out of reece and being in a trapped corner*
Reece: *sits there in the middle of it all*
Reece: So what am I to you guys?
M: My cuddle buddy.
H: My best friend whose loyal to me first.
M: No me.
H: Me.
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[Endless Cosmos]

This has become a weird ménage à trois and Reece has no clue that he's become a part of it. He's earned the nickname "Super Cuddle Buddy". Yus.

 

[T E R R O R]

Reece's Thoughts: How did I get into this mess?

Reece: *smiles* Can't I just be loyal to both of you at the same time?​

 

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M: Thats the dumbest thing ever.
H: I'm your bffl.
M: I'm your cuddle buddy.
M+H: Like seriously? PICK ONE.
M: I swear he doesn't know a thing about stuff like this.
H: Ikr.
M+H:*proceeds to get along and makeout*
R: THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS--GUYS SERIOUSLY?

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omggggg.

_MONTHS LATER OR WEEKS IDK_
when Hershy finds out Mace cheated and is all like later on,"Until you prove to me you won't sleep with another guy, and our relationship isn't just sex, ill give you another chance. also, we should... put in a bit of space between us too.. no cuddles. we can still talk and hangout personally though."​

 

[T E R R O R]

Awe, Reece is gonna be a loner xD

I hope another player comes along and makes a character..

That character will take up most of Reece's time >:3

In the meantime....

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When people like Chubs is sad.. Macius tends to send fabulous selfies of himself.

H:*looks over Reece's shoulder and snatches phone* MA BBY SENT U SELFIES. HOW? WHY? omg he didn't send me this.. or that...omg was this one just now... oh he's so cute. i'm beating his ass when i see him *doesnt mean this in a sexual way*
R: omfg thats fuckign disgusting--Hershel pls. pls.
H: What? OH MY FUCKING BAD IM SORRY.*hands phone back and texts macius*
I saw fem selfies, you better send me some rite now.
M: lol no.
H: IM SED.
M: .....
.....
...

1 of 2:
1. he'll send nudes XD
or
2. this selfie
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edit: oops i broke character and put connor lolol. edited.​

 

[Endless Cosmos]

M: Thats the dumbest thing ever.
H: I'm your bffl.
M: I'm your cuddle buddy.
M+H: Like seriously? PICK ONE.
M: I swear he doesn't know a thing about stuff like this.
H: Ikr.
M+H:*proceeds to get along and makeout*
R: THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS--GUYS SERIOUSLY?

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omggggg.

_MONTHS LATER OR WEEKS IDK_
when Hershy finds out Mace cheated and is all like later on,"Until you prove to me you won't sleep with another guy, and our relationship isn't just sex, ill give you another chance. also, we should... put in a bit of space between us too.. no cuddles. we can still talk and hangout personally though."

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Nooo ;3; my babies. They can't be in pain ever. *proceeds to destroy their lives from the inside out* NEVEEER. No PAAAAIN. *puts Hersh in the hospital* NOPE not at all. NUH uh.

Reece shall be the rock with which they both tie themselves. This is all unwilling. Reece is likely a victim in this, but, there is no war without casualties. *salutes*

Um, also, Herchel is definitely open to more relationships than this. *le cough*