Caption The Avatar Above You

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"What the fuck is in that corner?... are those... bullet holes?? Who the hell is shooting here?"

(I dont find that funny Koene....)
 
"Someone help me, I think my crinoline is stuck to my head!"
 
"GROW GROW FLOWER RANGERS!"

*plays power rangers theme song*
 
"Are... Are we sinking? No thanks, captain, I don't need a life preserver."
 
"My cheek? That's been grazed by a bullet. As you see, the shot also took the right side of my spectacle frame."
 
Let's sing the Things That Can Kill You song!

~Nightshade, Apple Seeds, Rosary peas, too! Oleander, Doll's Eye, Boo-hoo-hoo!~
 
The question snapped her out of her reverie and she stopped gazing at the wall to answer. "Yes, I do in fact have laser eyes, why do you ask?"
 
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"Ya know.... my ancestors were posies... and they came in pockets full"
 
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"This novel that I'm an illustration of is not very good at all... And now I'm stuck reading this drivel on the opposite page forever. I wonder, if I'm really, really quiet and move very carefully, maybe I can escape from the picture?"
 
"What did the big flower say to the small flower?"
"What's up, bud?"
 
See, I told you that if we wash our clothes together with the oval tablecloth, it will get tinted.
 
do i look soft and charming? try feeling my bristles.
 
Whatever she wore, she always left her knees uncovered; we didn't realise the significance until the day the town was overrun by rabid snowbunnies and she opened fire on them from the guns hidden in her kneecaps. "With a little foresight," she said later, "bullet holes in my clothes are no longer as much of an issue as they once were."
 
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"Hey, are we supposed to be twins?"

"Lol, I don't know."
 
Big Grin :D
 
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