Three pumpkins chill out on a saturday afternoon, chumming it up as the wind creates a flow of cool air against their eyeless cores.
"Sup, man. How was your day?"
"Oh, it was alright. Yours?"
"Boring as all hell. I didn't do sh-OH MAN. Tim is back!"
"Oh, he is! Hey Tim!"
"Hey guys.."
"Tim, what's wrong?"
"Yeah, maan. You should be so fuckin' awesome. I heard you're next on the list, man."
"What list?.."
"The Headless Horseman's head count list! DUDDDE. YOU'RE GONNA BE HIS HEAD NEXT."
"....."
"Are you okay, Tim?.."
"...I just found out..S..Sally.. She's pregnant."
"Tim! That's so amazing! Congratulations!"
"I call dibs on Godfather."
"..I haven't seen her in a couple months because of work. It's..not my seed."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Well, shit, Tim, way to bring down the atmosphere."
and scene.