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MrSandman
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And when I say "this", I'm talking about the most fantastic Harry Potter fanfiction ever written. And obviously, I'm talking about my "My Immortal", the touching story of a girl trying to fight her inner demons in a goth-magic school with vampires and apparently (just finished reading chapter 11) pedophiles. It's a tough world, but she does her best to deal with it, by slitting her wrists and showing her middle finger to all the "preps".
I've never been really into fanfictions, but today a friend of mine told me about My Immortal, and well, IT'S 2 AM AND I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING. SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE.
I really am in need of professional help after this.
"I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride."
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. It took me a while to figure out the steak thing since I'm not a native english speaker. At first I was like "what? steak? what the... OOOOOH SHE MEANS STAKE". And yes, Corpse Bride is really depressing. i cri evrytim
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks."
So a guy can't even masticate peacefully anymore?
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
OH NOES, HARGRID IS A SATANIST. You should all be hearing to anything he has to say.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
I'm really really curious to hear this gothic version of 50 cent. I mean it. Just... Just picture it. Somebody has to do an youtube video by singing this.
I'm fucking dying here guys. Anyway, I know that anybody who's into fanfictions already knew everything about "My Immortal", I just thought it'd be good to share it with everyone, because this masterpiece must be known by all of mankind.
Here's the first 11 chapters to the people who are unfamiliar with it: http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11
I've never been really into fanfictions, but today a friend of mine told me about My Immortal, and well, IT'S 2 AM AND I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING. SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE.
I really am in need of professional help after this.
"I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride."
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. It took me a while to figure out the steak thing since I'm not a native english speaker. At first I was like "what? steak? what the... OOOOOH SHE MEANS STAKE". And yes, Corpse Bride is really depressing. i cri evrytim
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks."
So a guy can't even masticate peacefully anymore?
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
OH NOES, HARGRID IS A SATANIST. You should all be hearing to anything he has to say.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
I'm really really curious to hear this gothic version of 50 cent. I mean it. Just... Just picture it. Somebody has to do an youtube video by singing this.
I'm fucking dying here guys. Anyway, I know that anybody who's into fanfictions already knew everything about "My Immortal", I just thought it'd be good to share it with everyone, because this masterpiece must be known by all of mankind.
Here's the first 11 chapters to the people who are unfamiliar with it: http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11