Burgers

The burgers were glorious.

The second one bled.

I may be spending the weekend in excruciating pain.



#burgers
 
Five Guys is for peasants. In-N-Out is where it's at.
 
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You shut your whore mouth, whore.
 
Ugh, I forgot that you can get a burger less than well-done outside Canada. I love a rare steak but for a burger that is weird to me.
 
I have never even SEEN a five guys or in-and-out. >:[

Wendy's Baconator is why I am EXTRA FAT RIGHT NOW.

AND MAYO ON BURGERS IS AWESOME FUCK YOU.

Sesame Seed bun, burger well done, lettuce, tomato, cheese (american or provolone!), sauteed red onion, mayo, and ketchup. If I am feeling sassy, MAYBE some mustard and a lil dill pickle.
 
You are actually worse than Hitler.
But chicken with mayo in a burger is actually pretty good D:

Anyway...there's this local burger and chips shop I went to one day to grab lunch. When I tried to eat it at home though...I COULDN'T EVEN FIT IT INSIDE MY MOUTH orz

Aside from that, the burger consisted of a beef patty, lettuce, caramelised onions, crispy bacon, fried egg, tomato, tomato relish and aioli sauce. Yes I had to disassemble the whole fucking burger just so I could fit it in my mouth, BUT IT WAS LIKE THE BEST BURGER I HAVE EVER TASTED. I'm been dying to buy another one to eat but I never got the time to :c
 
IF MAYO ON BURGERS IS HITLER, I AM FIVE HILTERS, YOU BASTARD!

I AM FIVELTER! FIVELTER FOR MAYO!
 
Five Guys last night was amazing. Lettuce, tomato, onions, grilled onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard.

Also a massive bag of Cajun fries. My intestines curse me.
 
You are actually worse than Hitler.
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FUCK YOU TOO YOU GRUMPY LIL' SHIIIIIIIIIT
(/sarcasm)
 
Well, thank you thread for helping me decide on my groceries for coming week.

PS. I'll be making shit better than what any of your silly fast food joints can provide.

Yeah.

Fuck that noise.
 
I'm not a big fan of mayo on burgers. I can understand its use on a sandwich. It's supposed to provide a neutral, greasy lube for the dry cold cuts and cheese. But a burger is already wet from fat, melted cheese, ketchup and mustard - why add more? Ew.
 
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FOR SAKE OF CREAMINESS.

*seizes Unanun by the collar and pulls him closer*


FOR SAKE.... OF CREAMINESS....



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You make creaminess sound disgusting. Get outta here. With your mayo.
 
MAYO DIPPED IN KETCHUP.


I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.
 
... makes rosé sauce.
 
...Thousand Island dressing, I thought.

Surf and Turf.

Burg and Turg.


Smurf and Turf

Smurger

Thousand Guys Dressing..

Smurg..burg...

<__<

*baps the keyboard*