BARFIGHT 2! Razing The Bar

Hold on, I think I broke my forehead.

Oh wait, it's just a deep cut. I'm good.
 
*steps outside and performs a People's Elbow on the entire bar*

CAN YOU SMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

WHAT THE MARIUS IS COOOOOOOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
YAAAAAAAY! MORE!

*Kicks Pao's side*

GIDDIUP!
 
Paorou instead German supplexes T.K. Into the Ground.

"WHERE IS MY CAT FOOOD? WHERE IS MY MEOW MIIIIIIIIIX"
 
*Turns into white ooze and splatters everywhere*
 
*OOZES INTO PAOROU'S MOUTH*
 
*Confetti gets stuck to the Iku like glitter & paste*

;________;
 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm liking this....
 
I'm not *will never be clean again*
 
*VIOLATES PAOROU'S MOUTH WITH HER WHITE-ISH OOZE-Y SELF!*
 
STOP THAT

-Paorou German supplexes the ooze-

GENOCIDE CUTTER
 
*IS OOZE IS UNINJURED BY PHYSICAL ATTACKS BECAUSE..... well..... IT'S OOZE*
 
=Paorou unzips his jacket all the way down, revealing the baby face that is his crotch=

BABY CANNON

=Blasts the ooze with white hot energy=
 
*IS A REPELLENT TO BABY FACE ATTACKS*
 
*confetti becomes icy catalyst, freezing ooze the point of absolute zero & making it shatter*
 
PAOROU'S MOLECULES MERGE WITH HYDROGEN MOLECULES INHERENT IN THE AIR, CREATING A RENEWABLE FUEL SOURCE

HE HAS BECOME A CURE FOR CANCER
 
*WMD picks up the unconcious, salivating Paorou and throws him behind the bar*

sleep tight matey.

*WMD then turns, grabbing a full beer bottle and smashing it over Orion's head*

BLOOD FOR THE BREOD GOD!

SDKLJNVGFKSNDGFMNSDKGNSLKDNGJK;LSDMNG;KSLDMNGF!~
 
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