BARFIGHT 2! Razing The Bar

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Porg

Guest
#1
OK BITCHES!! BARFIGHT!!! *drinks tea out of a whiskey tumbler*

*SMASHES A BARSTOOL OVER THE BACK OF THE NEXT POSTER'S HEAD*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#2
*bouncers drag Porg away for being underaged*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#3
*WMD skulls a bottle of vodka, then spear tackles asmo's neck*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#4
*WMD's wife shows up* I THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE DRINKIN'! >:( *Drags WMD home after socking him in the teeth.*

YOU GOT BABIEZ TO FEED!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#5
*Coldclocks Tegan with a powerfist* Dude, you alright
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#6
*SMASHES INTO THE BAR WITH A CADILLAC*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#7
Who is driving? OH MY GOD PAOROU IS DRIVING.

*flies through windshield when Paorou hits the breaks.*
 
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Porg

Guest
#8
*Crawls out from under the car and the corpses of the bouncers*

I'm old enoug dicks! *Kicks a bouncer in the head before straightening his shirt*
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#9
THIS IS ALREADY THE THIRD BARFIGHT THREAD, YOU DERPS!

*squeezes lime juice into porg's eyes*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#10
*WMD knees Karsikan in the balls, then axe handles the back of his head*

sorry, bro, but you apparantly hit the missus. cant have that.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#11
*german suplex's a horse onto the bar, breaking the horse in half, throwing confetti everywhere*


FUCK THE HORSES AND FUCK DA PO'LEECE!
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#12
*Nic switches on the jukebox and sets it to play I'm On A Boat by Lonely Island*

Come on, *urp* show me what passes for music among your misbegotten kind!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#13
YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT MUSIC WITHOUT T-PAIN!

*A rapper in dreadlocks suddenly appears in the background, singing "motherfuckeeeer~"*

Genocide cutters's Orochi with a two hit combo.
 
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marius

Guest
#14
*walks into the bar, stepping over bodies and around brawlers*

*buffs badge a little*

*orders a Guinness and turns around on the stool to watch*
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
#15
*Slinks up to the Jukebox & puts on. . .

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THAT.*

>.>
<.<

*Explodes into confetti*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#16
I WANNA SLAM.

*wings baseball bat with PRECISION and cracks a homerun on Paorou* Ping!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#17
*TK comes in and tackles Amp*

YAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-AAAAAH!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#18
*WMD knees Karsikan in the balls, then axe handles the back of his head*

sorry, bro, but you apparantly hit the missus. cant have that.
*lands a right hook across WMD's face with the aforementioned powerfist*
Are you mad THIS IS ALCOHOLISM we speak of, it's more important than the missus!
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#19
*WMD goes MORTAL KOMBAT! on Karsikan, jumping in the air and kicking the shit out of GK's faces*
sorry bro, to violence agaisnt women, Ausralia says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#20
*is tackled by TK, hits the floor and explodes into a pack of furious kangaroos*