BARFIGHT 2! Razing The Bar

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Porg

Guest
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OK BITCHES!! BARFIGHT!!! *drinks tea out of a whiskey tumbler*

*SMASHES A BARSTOOL OVER THE BACK OF THE NEXT POSTER'S HEAD*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
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*WMD skulls a bottle of vodka, then spear tackles asmo's neck*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
*WMD's wife shows up* I THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE DRINKIN'! >:( *Drags WMD home after socking him in the teeth.*

YOU GOT BABIEZ TO FEED!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
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*Coldclocks Tegan with a powerfist* Dude, you alright
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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*SMASHES INTO THE BAR WITH A CADILLAC*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Who is driving? OH MY GOD PAOROU IS DRIVING.

*flies through windshield when Paorou hits the breaks.*
 
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Porg

Guest
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*Crawls out from under the car and the corpses of the bouncers*

I'm old enoug dicks! *Kicks a bouncer in the head before straightening his shirt*
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
THIS IS ALREADY THE THIRD BARFIGHT THREAD, YOU DERPS!

*squeezes lime juice into porg's eyes*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
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*WMD knees Karsikan in the balls, then axe handles the back of his head*

sorry, bro, but you apparantly hit the missus. cant have that.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
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*german suplex's a horse onto the bar, breaking the horse in half, throwing confetti everywhere*


FUCK THE HORSES AND FUCK DA PO'LEECE!
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
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*Nic switches on the jukebox and sets it to play I'm On A Boat by Lonely Island*

Come on, *urp* show me what passes for music among your misbegotten kind!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT MUSIC WITHOUT T-PAIN!

*A rapper in dreadlocks suddenly appears in the background, singing "motherfuckeeeer~"*

Genocide cutters's Orochi with a two hit combo.
 
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marius

Guest
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*walks into the bar, stepping over bodies and around brawlers*

*buffs badge a little*

*orders a Guinness and turns around on the stool to watch*
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
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*Slinks up to the Jukebox & puts on. . .

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THAT.*

>.>
<.<

*Explodes into confetti*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
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I WANNA SLAM.

*wings baseball bat with PRECISION and cracks a homerun on Paorou* Ping!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*TK comes in and tackles Amp*

YAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-AAAAAH!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*WMD knees Karsikan in the balls, then axe handles the back of his head*

sorry, bro, but you apparantly hit the missus. cant have that.
*lands a right hook across WMD's face with the aforementioned powerfist*
Are you mad THIS IS ALCOHOLISM we speak of, it's more important than the missus!
 
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Warmaster Death

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*WMD goes MORTAL KOMBAT! on Karsikan, jumping in the air and kicking the shit out of GK's faces*
sorry bro, to violence agaisnt women, Ausralia says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
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Ampoule

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*is tackled by TK, hits the floor and explodes into a pack of furious kangaroos*