BARFIGHT 2! Razing The Bar

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Porg, Jun 4, 2010.

  1. OK BITCHES!! BARFIGHT!!! *drinks tea out of a whiskey tumbler*

    *SMASHES A BARSTOOL OVER THE BACK OF THE NEXT POSTER'S HEAD*
     
  2. *bouncers drag Porg away for being underaged*
     
  3. *WMD skulls a bottle of vodka, then spear tackles asmo's neck*
     
  4. *WMD's wife shows up* I THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE DRINKIN'! >:( *Drags WMD home after socking him in the teeth.*

    YOU GOT BABIEZ TO FEED!
     
  5. *Coldclocks Tegan with a powerfist* Dude, you alright
     
  6. *SMASHES INTO THE BAR WITH A CADILLAC*
     
  7. Who is driving? OH MY GOD PAOROU IS DRIVING.

    *flies through windshield when Paorou hits the breaks.*
     
  8. *Crawls out from under the car and the corpses of the bouncers*

    I'm old enoug dicks! *Kicks a bouncer in the head before straightening his shirt*
     
  9. THIS IS ALREADY THE THIRD BARFIGHT THREAD, YOU DERPS!

    *squeezes lime juice into porg's eyes*
     
  10. *WMD knees Karsikan in the balls, then axe handles the back of his head*

    sorry, bro, but you apparantly hit the missus. cant have that.
     
  11. *german suplex's a horse onto the bar, breaking the horse in half, throwing confetti everywhere*


    FUCK THE HORSES AND FUCK DA PO'LEECE!
     
  12. *Nic switches on the jukebox and sets it to play I'm On A Boat by Lonely Island*

    Come on, *urp* show me what passes for music among your misbegotten kind!
     
  13. YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT MUSIC WITHOUT T-PAIN!

    *A rapper in dreadlocks suddenly appears in the background, singing "motherfuckeeeer~"*

    Genocide cutters's Orochi with a two hit combo.
     
  14. *walks into the bar, stepping over bodies and around brawlers*

    *buffs badge a little*

    *orders a Guinness and turns around on the stool to watch*
     
  15. *Slinks up to the Jukebox & puts on. . .

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    THAT.*

    >.>
    <.<

    *Explodes into confetti*
     
  16. I WANNA SLAM.

    *wings baseball bat with PRECISION and cracks a homerun on Paorou* Ping!
     
  17. *TK comes in and tackles Amp*

    YAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-AAAAAH!
     
  18. *lands a right hook across WMD's face with the aforementioned powerfist*
    Are you mad THIS IS ALCOHOLISM we speak of, it's more important than the missus!
     
  19. *WMD goes MORTAL KOMBAT! on Karsikan, jumping in the air and kicking the shit out of GK's faces*
    sorry bro, to violence agaisnt women, Ausralia says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
     
  20. *is tackled by TK, hits the floor and explodes into a pack of furious kangaroos*